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Mega Man Games

The Angry Video Game Nerd • The Angry Nintendo Nerd • Nerd's Clone #1 • Nerd's Clone #2 • Nerd's Clone #3 • Freddy Krueger

The Angry Video Game Nerd: I know this sounds weird, but I've kinda been time traveling through AVGN history.
The Nerd 2006: Yeah, that's weird. We've never seen anything weird before.
The Nerd's Clone #1: What's AVGN?
The Nerd's Clone #2: Audio Video Graphic Network.
The Nerd's Clone #3: A vagina.

The Angry Video Game Nerd: So there you go, proof that it sucked... back then.
The Nerd 2004: Yeah, and I know by your time, they're probably up to Mega Man X20.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: No, Mega Man kinda stopped. The franchise has been dormant lately.
The Nerd 2004: Well, that's good. You never rush out anything just to meet consumer demand, otherwise, you end up putting out shit. Some franchises get done to death. You can't keep beating the same thing into the ground.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah. But, I do miss the Mega Man series. People want it. Hmm. If you had a series, what would you do?
The Nerd 2004: I couldn't imagine. I wish I had something like that. If people wanted it, that'd be a great thing. You can't do the same thing all the time or else it gets old, but every now and then, it's good to bring it back.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Thanks.

The Angry Video Game Nerd: Go to the shopping area? Imagine Mega Man walking into Staples. But wait, that's not that far off. Here, Mega Man is walking into a clothing store, a bakery, a toy store... Mega Man's shopping! He's walking into a CD store! REALLY? What kind of music would Mega Man buy? Does this place have all popular crap, or any of the obscure good stuff? Like Witchfinder General. Look! He doesn't have a reflection in the mirror! Mega Man's a vampire! He can't even walk right. How is everybody so casual? Try that sometimes. Walk into a department store, turn around in circles and see if anyone looks at you funny.

Bugs Bunny: This game fucking sucks! Nyah, what a shitload of fuck! What were they thinking?
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey, what's going on here?
Bugs Bunny: Nyah, I got ya covered, Nerd. You quit, you said, "So long, Screwy. See you in St. Louis." It's all good, you never have to play a bad game ever again. You're off the hook.