"Bones" The Head in the Abutment (TV Episode 2016) - Brian Klugman as Dr. Oliver Wells

Jack Hodgins : [playing a video game] Hey! Don't do, no, no! Oliver, stop! Come on man, you can't do that! You can't do multiple boosters! It's not fair

Dr. Oliver Wells : Your face isn't fair!

Jack Hodgins : That doesn't make sense

Dr. Oliver Wells : Your face doesn't make sense

Jack Hodgins : Your face doesn't

Dr. Oliver Wells : Your face doesn't

Jack Hodgins : Your face doesn't

Dr. Oliver Wells : Your face is so big that it creates non-Euclidian triangles of over 180 degrees around it

Jack Hodgins : Is that right? Really?

Dr. Oliver Wells : Yeah, really

Jack Hodgins : Okay, well your face is so expansive that the lensing effect is such that a light passing within one Austronautic Unit has a radius of curvature of 6e-9 meter

Dr. Oliver Wells : Ooh!

Camille Saroyan : [Walks in] Am I interrupting?

Jack Hodgins , Dr. Oliver Wells : Yes!

Camille Saroyan : Well, too bad. A body from the Anacostia River just came in
Jack Hodgins : [Investigating the body having massive injuries] Well, maybe he cheated at video games, so his friend threw him off a cliff

Dr. Oliver Wells : Or he was simply so depressed at being such a sore loser that he jumped

Temperance Brennan : Those hypotheses are juvenile and not rooted on facts

Brian Klugman: Dr. Oliver Wells