Roundhouse (TV Series)

TV on Trial (1992)

John Crane: Self, Dad, Monster Truck Driver, Bones

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Quotes 

• Prosecutor : Do you recall where that television was at on the night of any night of this year?

  Dad : That would be in the living room.

  Prosecutor : Oh. Not in the bedroom?

  Dad : That's a 30" set with stereo surround sound! You think I'm gonna waste it in a bedroom?

• Mom : Sweetheart, what're you having for breakfast?

  Dad : Stuff It Honey!

  Mom : What?

  Dad : Stuff It Honey!

  Mom : Wait a minute. What did you say to me?

  Dad : I'm eatin' Stuff It Honey.

  Mom : Excuse me, but you will NOT talk to me that way.

  Dad : Oh, no. Sweetheart, it's the name of the cereal.

  Mom : Wha...? Oh, I see.

  [they laugh together] 

  Mark David , Natalie Nucci : [singing in unison]  Stuff It Honeeeey.

  Dad : Now, how 'bout some milk, fish face?

• [first lines] 

  John Crane : Long ago at a time nobody remembers... Well, actually some people still around today were around then, but then those people tend not to remember so well. Anyway, quite some time ago, there was a time when families just sat around and stared at a blank space on the living room floor.

  [cast all stare at the floor] 

  John Crane : Then somebody had an idea.

  Ivan Dudynsky : I have an idea! I'll create a new form of entertainment people can watch in their own homes. It'll be amusing, informative, and profitable. And, it'll really kick butt during the November sweeps in all of the major markets because, let's face it, there's nothing else on. I'll create TV!