Curtis Arnott credited as playing...
Alucard
- [Giant Zorin is destroying Hellsing's HQ]
- Police Girl: [thinking, terrified] We're gonna die... to the giant German Nazi vampire woman with a scythe. That screaming homeless man on the train was right!
- [Alucard contacts her telepathically]
- Alucard: [laughing] You're kidding me, right? This basic bitch has you believing she's a giant?
- Police Girl: Master? Where...
- Alucard: On a boat in the middle of, uh, the fucking, I don't know, Atlantic? Ah, fuck it, the ocean. Anyways, you need to whip out that third eye of yours, and...
- Police Girl: But, Master, I only have two eyes.
- Alucard: No, you have three eyes. You're a vampire.
- Police Girl: Do YOU have three eyes?
- Alucard: Sweetheart, I've got SO many eyes. Eyes for days.
- Police Girl: Eyes for days?
- Alucard: Eyes for days. Now, look past your own self.
- Police Girl: How, uh...
- Alucard: [exasperated] Oh, my God, go cross-eyed! JESUS!