Kumail Nanjiani en el papel de...
Kumail
- Terry: So, uh, 9/11.
- [everyone looks at Terry expectantly]
- Terry: No I mean, I've always wanted to have a conversation with
- [gestures at Kumail]
- Terry: about it. With
- [gestures again at Kumail]
- Terry: people.
- Kumail: You've never talked to people about 9/11?
- Terry: No what's your, what's your stance?
- Kumail: What's my stance on 9/11? Oh um, anti. It was a tragedy, I mean we lost 19 of our best guys.
- Beth: Huh?
- Kumail: That was a joke, obviously. 9/11 was a terrible tragedy. And it's not funny to joke about it.
- Emily: [Whilst using her phone to book an uber] Listen, I had a really nice time, thank you very much. I'm just going to like, call an Uber, go home and I hope
- [gets interrupted by Kumail's phone alert]
- Emily: Just...
- Kumail: [showing Emily the Uber request] Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants.
- Emily: I didn't heckle you, just woo-hoo'd you. It's supportive.
- Kumail: Okay, that's a common misconception. Yelling anything at a comedian is considered heckling. Heckling doesn't have to be negative.
- Emily: So, if I... if I yelled out like... *you're amazing in bed*, that'd be a heckle?
- Kumail: Yeah. It would be an accurate heckle.
- [Terry tells Kumail that he cheated on his wife]
- Terry: It was horrible, too. As soon as I was finished, as soon as I finished, I was like, "what did you fucking do? What did you just do?"
- [Terry shouts at the top of his lungs]
- Terry: "What did you do?"
- [Terry pauses]
- Terry: You know, that-that, uh, moment of clarity you get, right after an orgasm.
- Kumail: Yeah.