The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (TV Series)
Billy Crystal/Arnold Schwarzenegger/Michael Ammar (1986)
Billy Crystal: Self - Guest
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Quotes
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Michael Ammar : Name any card.
Billy Crystal : Uhh... queen of hearts.
Michael Ammar : OK, queen of hearts. What a - that's an often-chosen card; let me make sure that we have it in here. I don't necessarily...
Billy Crystal : My character.
Michael Ammar : play with a full deck.
Billy Crystal : Well, I played it on "Soap", so I figured I'd...
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Billy Crystal : Where I live, I have - I don't have cable. I had a cheap company - Bob's Cable.
Johnny Carson : Bob's Cable?
Billy Crystal : Yeah. We had, uh... "Death of a Salesman" with Gabe Kaplan as Willy Loman.
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Billy Crystal : [imitating small-town wrestlers] Friday night, me and my brother are gonna refry your beans, Gomez - it won't be pretty.
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Billy Crystal : [as his character Buddy Young Jr] Don't get me started - this whole videocassette bit. You can buy them anyplace! No, they're in the dry cleaners - hello, Ed; how are ya? You can buy - no, it's true! My wife comes home from the gynecologist - she says, "Buddy, I got cystitis and Amadeus."... Wait! I said, "Is it serious?" She says, "Parts of it - but the music is beautiful, I'll tell ya that!"
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Billy Crystal : We shot that on Sundays in Chicago. Four months... freezing cold. My nipples have been hard for, like, fuhgeddaboudit.
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Johnny Carson : You don't know much about guns, though - I mean... right?
Billy Crystal : No, no - I'm Jewish; we - we tend to be furriers, not hunters.