Bones (TV Series)

The Murder of the Meninist (2016)

T.J. Thyne: Jack Hodgins

Quotes 

• Seeley Booth : [Hodges and Angela enter the diner]  Let me help.

  Jack Hodgins : Oh, no, no, no, Booth, sit, sit. I'm fine, it's fine. My arms work fine. It's the rest of me that's the problem.

• Angela Montenegro : The doctor told me he has no neural connectivity.

  Temperance Brennan : So, you... you don't feel anything?

  Jack Hodgins : No, I have plenty feeling: anger, rage, eh, biting sarcasm. Though, I'm not sure that last one is a feeling or just a really pissy attitude.

  Temperance Brennan : It's an attitude.

  Angela Montenegro : Thank you! Thanks for the clarification.

• Camille Saroyan : [Notices Hodge has a problem reaching for the carburetor]  Dr. Hodgins, would you like a hand?

  Jack Hodgins : No, but I could use a new pair of legs

  [nobody responses] 

  Jack Hodgins : No fans of paraplegic humor? Tough crowd.

• Camille Saroyan : Dr. Hodgins! You used the lift. How was it?

  Jack Hodgins : It was exhilarating, Cam. If I'd known I was getting one of those, I'd have crippled myself months ago.

  Camille Saroyan : I... get it. It's just nice to see you back up here where you belong.

• Jack Hodgins : Who knows? The world is full of messed up people. I should know, I'm one of them.

• Camille Saroyan : Dr. Hodgins, how is the car autopsy going? Or would it be an auto-topsy?

  Jack Hodgins : I'd laugh, but the explosion must have paralyzed my sense of humor as well

• Jack Hodgins : [Wheeling in, grumpy]  Okay, you've something for me to analyze? Presumably a piece of evidence you couldn't have walked over to my office.

  Rodolfo Fuentes : I thought you'd prefer if I didn't treated you with pity.

  Jack Hodgins : Oh, wow! How considerate of you.