Set It Up (2018)

Zoey Deutch: Harper

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• Harper : Guys think that they like girls who like sports. What they actually like is a girl in a very tight sports jersey, serving them wings and getting the terminology wrong. Guys like girls who like guys who like sports.

• Harper : [describing Kirsten and Rick]  One is a stunningly beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that's both scary and inspiring.

  [Shrugs] 

  Harper : The other's a guy.

• Harper : I'm so sorry. I got here so early that I thought had time to dick around then I went to that gift shop, then I lost track of time and suddenly I was late.

  Charlie : That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That is not a real thing.

  Harper : Yes, it is. It's the over-dick-around thing. I over-dicked it.

• Harper : When my mom was my age, she had me. I've never even had a boyfriend.

  Charlie : But you're, like, a grown up.

  Harper : Take that back.

• Harper : Why are you dressed like that?

  Charlie : I don't work here anymore. I quit working for Rick. Starting over. At 28. Actually, I'm a temp, which is technically lower on the totem pole than an assistant, which is kind of a kick in the nuts. But it's, um, kind of cool. I get to see a bunch of different jobs. Find out what I actually like. I like you. So, so much. You're not hard to get at all. You're hard to earn. It's so much better.

• Charlie : I wanna fuck this pizza.

  Harper : I get it. You should never say that to anyone. But I get it.

• [Harper and Charlie are climbing up a fire escape and Charlie is carrying a pizza] 

  Harper : Are you okay?

  Charlie : I'm fine.

  Harper : No, I'm talking to my pizza.

• Harper : It's just like, I worked so hard at being this great assistant and making sure she was happy that... I don't know, feels like I might have lost any writing skill I ever had.

  Charlie : Well, that is definitely not true. You're a terrible assistant.

• Harper : All I care about is that I'm not still an assistant when I'm 28 years old. That's when it gets really sad.

  Charlie : I'm 28.

  Harper : Oh my God, I'm so sorry. For you. That's very sad for you.

• Harper : Hard-to-get makes no sense. It's evolutionarily unsound. Why would a caveman want a cave woman who was like 'Go get me food, and when you come back maybe there will be a cave for you, maybe there won't be.' Men should want women that are gonna keep the coziest, warmest caves. Men need shelter. I am guaranteeing shelter.