- [Agent Bozzio and Clive see Blaine walk into the police precinct]
- Dale Bozzio: Well, isn't it Blaine-John-DeBeers-McDonough-Deaux-Jingleheimer-Schmidt.
- [Ravi tells Blaine the full story about how he's a murderer]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: And that about covers it. Oh. You also murdered the fourth man to walk on the moon. One assumes, his brain fetched a tidy sum. And you picked a fight with me once. Don't worry about it, though. I won.
- Blaine DeBeers: None of this makes sense, man.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I don't know, I'm scrappy. I've got reach.
- [Major suggests to Ravi that they use the cure on Vaughn Du Clark]
- Major Lilywhite: Vaughn can be our talking rat. Look, look, I scratch him, turn him into a zombie. We give him the cure. If he doesn't lose his memory, we know Blaine's lying. And if he does lose his memory, well, maybe the upside is he becomes a harmless shell of himself, like Blaine.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I mean, there are some ethical hurdles I need to get my head around...
- Major Lilywhite: He's planning on killing Liv and me as soon as I'm done with that zombie list.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Okay, ethical hurdles cleared. I'll go prepare a syringe.
- [Major tells Ravi how he was approached by the Max Rager corporation]
- Major Lilywhite: Max Rager knows about zombies. And they know that they are, at least, partly to blame for them. They want to get rid of the evidence. They identify potential zombies through purchases. Okay, so, hot sauce, tanning, hair dye. But there are hundreds of names. They learned that I can detect zombies. So now they have me going down the list taking out anyone who sets off my zombie sense.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Did you consider turning down their offer?
- Major Lilywhite: They said they'd murder everyone on the list starting with Liv.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I see. That's a tough first offer.
- [Liv tells Ravi that she beat up one of Mr. Boss's men while looking for Drake]
- Olivia Moore: I just beat the snot out of one of his goons trying to get answers, but he didn't know anything.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You did what?
- Olivia Moore: He started it. He... He tried to manhandle me.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: So you went Jack Bauer on him? Are you mental?
- Olivia Moore: Okay, I might need to get off stripper brain.
- [Liv sees zombie Major for the first time while he's on Leslie Morgan-Positivity brain]
- Major Lilywhite: [Major singing in the morgue] Oh, what a beautiful morning / Oh, what a beautiful day.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: We're inside.
- Major Lilywhite: [Major smiling] Well, that is where the warmest rays of light come from, inside.
- [Liv tries to apologize to Major for turning him into a zombie]
- Olivia Moore: You know that this elevated mood you're experiencing is temporary, right?
- Major Lilywhite: [Major rubs Liv's shoulder] Look, let's not worry about tomorrow until we're done enjoying today.
- Olivia Moore: Okay, but when this everything-is-awesome brain wears off, I want you to know how sorry I am.
- Major Lilywhite: [Major puts his hand over Liv's lips] Shh... Love means never having to say you're sorry.
- [Ravi asks Liv if they can follow Positivity-brain Major all day]
- Major Lilywhite: I got some hair to dye and some skin to spray-tan. Carpe diem!
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [Major taps his heels together to Liv and Ravi before walking out] Can we play hooky and follow him around for the rest of the day?
- [Liv asks Ravi if they would've still became friends if she hadn't become a zombie]
- Olivia Moore: I wonder if we would've been friends if we'd met before I became a zombie.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Definitely. Like me for my antidotes, love me for my anecdotes.
- [Liv cooks an Asian plate of noodles with Bailey Barker's brains]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Mmm, that smells familiar. Like something I had from Taiwan from a street car in the capital city.
- Olivia Moore: Taipei.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Ooh, look at you, always with the answers.
- [Vaughn Du Clark shows Rita his Max Rager ad]
- Vaughn Du Clark: [Vaughn Du Clark holds up his Max Rager ad to Rita] What did you do today? Watch TV? Surf the web? Do your laundry? What do you wish you would've done instead? We could all use an extra little kick sometimes. Life's a bitch. This is the slap. Super Max. You're welcome! Live to the Max, Super Max!
- Vaughn Du Clark: [the music of the ad kicks in] That's Rob Thomas. I mean, there's something so compelling about the stuff he writes.
- [Liv turns in her case work for the Bailey Barker case]
- Olivia Moore: Idle brains are the devil's workshop.
- Clive Babineaux: I think it's 'hands.'
- Olivia Moore: What did I say?
- [Clive asks Liv if she's okay due to how efficient she's acting at her job]
- Clive Babineaux: Everything okay?
- Olivia Moore: Why? Did I do something wrong?
- Clive Babineaux: Not exactly, you're the opposite of distracted. Your efficiency is kinda scaring me.
- [Ravi checks over Blaine's memory loss and gives him a professional diagnosis]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I'm not seeing any post-concussion red flags. But if your memory loss persists, you should get an MRI, or a CT scan. Maybe a PET scan. Anything with an acronym, really, just as long as it tests brain function.
- [Major tells Ravi that there's no point to curing himself if he'll have no memory of who he is]
- Major Lilywhite: Look, if I take the second cure, and I survive, but I had no idea who you are, no idea who Liv is, if I don't even know who I am, what's the point? I mean, whose life would I be saving?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You know what we need. A talking rat. Then we'll know if Blaine's telling the truth.
- Major Lilywhite: Ravi, you magnificent bastard, that's it!
- Ravi Chakrabarti: I hope that whatever's got you excited doesn't require me to build some rat mind-reading device.
- [Peyton tells Liv that she knows how to party when Liv organizes their entire kitchen]
- Peyton Charles: Ah, old Liv. Don't let anyone tell you the girl doesn't know how to party. Because you do. You do know how to party.
- [first lines]
- Host: [two candidates debate over college radio for student president] Welcome back to Pacific West University Student Radio. Tonight, our two candidates for president for the student senate are taking questions from our listeners. And our first one comes from Jenn K, via Twitter, 'Why should I care about the election?' 'Hashtag, real talk.' Bailey, your response?
- Bailey Barker: My first priority is to make the student senate accessible to the student body. As Thomas Payne once said, 'It is not in numbers, but in unity, that our strength lies.'
- Brody Johnson: [Brody rebuttals] Ugh. There you go again. First, Jenn, you sound super-hot. 'Hashtag, let's hang out.' As House of Pain once said, 'Get out your seat and jump around.'
- [Major wakes up after Ravi was forced to tranquilize him]
- Major Lilywhite: What happened?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Let me see, what was it? Oh, yeah, um... I accused you of being the Chaos Killer, you turned into a raging zombie, I tranquilized you. How do you feel?
- Major Lilywhite: Honestly? Hungry.
- [Ravi gets Major to admit that he's the Chaos Killer]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You're the Chaos Killer?
- Major Lilywhite: Technically, I'm the 'Chaos Kidnapper.' No one is dead, they're frozen.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: In preparation for their long-haul interstellar journey?
- [Ravi tells Major that they have to tell Liv about Max Rager]
- Major Lilywhite: Okay, look, everything I have done has been to protect her.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Not to be funny, but that's what she said.
- [Ravi imitates Marlon Brando from The Godfather, while going over the crime scene of Bailey Barker's corpse in the water]
- Ravi Chakrabarti: [in Brando's accent] 'It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.' That's Don Corleone.
- Clive Babineaux: No, it wasn't. And it was Clemenza who said that line, anyway.
- [Liv interviews Bailey Barker's friend Frankie when she tells her Brody Johnson is Bailey's murderer]
- Olivia Moore: Why would he want to kill her?
- Frankie: He was running against Bailey for president of the student senate.
- Olivia Moore: They must really take their student government seriously here.
- [Liv and Clive pay a visit to Brody Johnson]
- Brody Johnson: [Brody wraps his arms around Liv] Bro! Bring it in like Flynn! Oh... Mmm, you smell good! You back here down to pound? Wanna go back to the house, play some flip cups, maybe touch bits?
- Olivia Moore: Not even a little.
- [Brody Johnson tells Liv and Clive how he had to change his campaign after the Bailey Barker murder]
- Brody Johnson: Oh, the Bailey thing. Two murders in one year. What are the odds? Campaign had to totally switch gears. What do you think? 'Brody Johnson. Your best and only choice.'
- Austin: Goosebumps.
- [Clive and Liv question Brody Johnson about the murder of Bailey Barker]
- Clive Babineaux: We know Bailey threatened to expose your academic fraud. That gives you motive.
- Brody Johnson: [Brody looks to Liv] Oh, you think I killed her. Yeah, no. No, I did not. I did not kill her. Bro, come on. It's me. The only thing I've murdered is ass.
- [Brody Johnson tells Liv and Clive that his alibi was going for a D and M]
- Brody Johnson: Me and Austin were having a D and M.
- Brody Johnson: [Liv and Clive remain silent] A deep and meaningful? You know, like when you grab a bottle of whiskey and you just walk and talk about life.
- Austin: True story, bro.
- Olivia Moore: You two went on a walk, that's what you're gonna go with?
- Brody Johnson: What's with the tone, bro? You've changed.
- [Vaughn Du Clark tells Rita where she was conceived]
- Vaughn Du Clark: Did you know that you were conceived at a Santana concert?
- Vaughn Du Clark: [as zombie Rita stares at Vaughn Du Clark from her glass cell] Oh, get over it.
- [a student informant asks Clive if he's the Serpico of his police precinct]
- Informant: Is it true you're the Serpico of your precinct? The guy nobody likes?
- Olivia Moore: So true.
- [Blaine walks in the basement of the funeral home and see's Don E. running his own drug trade]
- Blaine DeBeers: What is all this?
- Don Everhart: None of your concern. We talked about this. Are you starting to lose your short-term memory, too? We can get your body covered in reminder tattoos, like that dude from Memento.
- [Detective Benedetto tells Liv what his police precinct says about her]
- Detective Lou Benedetto: Wanna know what people say about you?
- Olivia Moore: What?
- Detective Lou Benedetto: That you're the real deal. That you'll be running your own morgue before you're 35.
- [Clive brings Agent Bozzio a burrito from the taco truck]
- Clive Babineaux: Breakfast taco truck was out of Migas, so I got you a vegetarian.
- Dale Bozzio: Sweet. What'd you get?
- Clive Babineaux: Chorizo on bacon.
- [Bozzio silently switches out her burrito with Clive's]
- [Agent Bozzio gives Clive an application to the FBI]
- Clive Babineaux: How did that get there?
- Dale Bozzio: For what it's worth, I think you'd make a hell of an FBI agent. Seattle PD doesn't appreciate you. You clear cases like Frank Drebin, but they treat you like Nordberg.
- [Liv has a vision in front of Peyton before telling her that she has to go]
- Peyton Charles: [Liv wakes up out of her vision] Hey, you're back.
- Olivia Moore: Yeah, but I gotta go. Sorry about the mess.
- Peyton Charles: Okay. But don't eat a new brain, until this is dealt with.
- [last lines]
- Dale Bozzio: [Agent Bozzio arrests Major at the Max Rager corporation] Stop! Turn around! Down on the ground. Hands behind your back. Down. Major Lilywhite, you have the right to remain silent.
- [Major lays down on his chest as he starts to go in his zombie rage mode]