iZombie (TV Series)

Reflections of the Way Liv Used to Be (2016)

Robert Buckley: Major Lilywhite

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• [Major suggests to Ravi that they use the cure on Vaughn Du Clark] 

  Major Lilywhite : Vaughn can be our talking rat. Look, look, I scratch him, turn him into a zombie. We give him the cure. If he doesn't lose his memory, we know Blaine's lying. And if he does lose his memory, well, maybe the upside is he becomes a harmless shell of himself, like Blaine.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I mean, there are some ethical hurdles I need to get my head around...

  Major Lilywhite : He's planning on killing Liv and me as soon as I'm done with that zombie list.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Okay, ethical hurdles cleared. I'll go prepare a syringe.

• [Major tells Ravi how he was approached by the Max Rager corporation] 

  Major Lilywhite : Max Rager knows about zombies. And they know that they are, at least, partly to blame for them. They want to get rid of the evidence. They identify potential zombies through purchases. Okay, so, hot sauce, tanning, hair dye. But there are hundreds of names. They learned that I can detect zombies. So now they have me going down the list taking out anyone who sets off my zombie sense.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Did you consider turning down their offer?

  Major Lilywhite : They said they'd murder everyone on the list starting with Liv.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I see. That's a tough first offer.

• [Liv sees zombie Major for the first time while he's on Leslie Morgan-Positivity brain] 

  Major Lilywhite : [Major singing in the morgue]  Oh, what a beautiful morning / Oh, what a beautiful day.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : We're inside.

  Major Lilywhite : [Major smiling]  Well, that is where the warmest rays of light come from, inside.

• [Liv tries to apologize to Major for turning him into a zombie] 

  Olivia Moore : You know that this elevated mood you're experiencing is temporary, right?

  Major Lilywhite : [Major rubs Liv's shoulder]  Look, let's not worry about tomorrow until we're done enjoying today.

  Olivia Moore : Okay, but when this everything-is-awesome brain wears off, I want you to know how sorry I am.

  Major Lilywhite : [Major puts his hand over Liv's lips]  Shh... Love means never having to say you're sorry.

• [Ravi asks Liv if they can follow Positivity-brain Major all day] 

  Major Lilywhite : I got some hair to dye and some skin to spray-tan. Carpe diem!

  Ravi Chakrabarti : [Major taps his heels together to Liv and Ravi before walking out]  Can we play hooky and follow him around for the rest of the day?

• [Major tells Ravi that there's no point to curing himself if he'll have no memory of who he is] 

  Major Lilywhite : Look, if I take the second cure, and I survive, but I had no idea who you are, no idea who Liv is, if I don't even know who I am, what's the point? I mean, whose life would I be saving?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You know what we need. A talking rat. Then we'll know if Blaine's telling the truth.

  Major Lilywhite : Ravi, you magnificent bastard, that's it!

  Ravi Chakrabarti : I hope that whatever's got you excited doesn't require me to build some rat mind-reading device.

• [Major wakes up after Ravi was forced to tranquilize him] 

  Major Lilywhite : What happened?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Let me see, what was it? Oh, yeah, um... I accused you of being the Chaos Killer, you turned into a raging zombie, I tranquilized you. How do you feel?

  Major Lilywhite : Honestly? Hungry.

• [Ravi gets Major to admit that he's the Chaos Killer] 

  Ravi Chakrabarti : You're the Chaos Killer?

  Major Lilywhite : Technically, I'm the 'Chaos Kidnapper.' No one is dead, they're frozen.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : In preparation for their long-haul interstellar journey?

• [Ravi tells Major that they have to tell Liv about Max Rager] 

  Major Lilywhite : Okay, look, everything I have done has been to protect her.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Not to be funny, but that's what she said.

• [Major has his first brain shake] 

  Major Lilywhite : Mmm. Tastes nasty... Oh, but feels great!