Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie (2017 TV Movie)
Mason Cotton: Arnold
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Quotes
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[from trailer]
Arnold : I know this video wouldn't have happened without you, Gerald. I can't thank you enough!
Gerald Johanssen : You should thank Helga. This was her idea. You should see all the videos she has of...
Helga Pataki : Of the things! Heh, around the city, it's amazing! Anyway, it's done. We're going to San Lorenzo.
Arnold : Wow. Thank you, Helga.
[He touches her shoulder, and she buzzes and hears fireworks]
Helga Pataki : [happily] Oh! And I... have to go wash my socks!
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Arnold : This whole trip's been about one thing. I want to find my lost parents, but I feel like I'm about to put us all in...
Helga Pataki : Yeah, yeah, I know all about your parents. How do you feel about *me?*
Arnold : Huh?
Helga Pataki : You wouldn't even *be* here without me! Oh, Arnold, I may act like I don't care! I may even say I hate you, but that's a cover! I actually *do* care about you.
Arnold : Huh?
Helga Pataki : Oh don't play dumb, Arnold. You know what I'm talking about! You're like some weird old wise man, for crying out loud! I know you can handle the truth, and I can, too!
Arnold : What are you talking about?
Helga Pataki : I'm talking about the fact that I really like you, Arnold, like thunder likes lightning, like faces like fists! You know, *like*-like! In fact, I lo...
Arnold : [gasps] There's a boat coming!
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Grandpa Phil : Arnold, you're going to the jungle. So don't catch any tropical diseases like malaria, or diphtheria, or cholera, or yellow fever, or hookworm, or elephantitis, or leprocy, or tennis elbow...
Arnold : [yelps as he sees Grandpa outside the plane window]
Grandpa Phil : ...or itchy armpits, or boom-boom fever, or Alder's neck rash!
Crewman : [to Grandma] Hey, crazy lady! Get outta my stair truck!
Grandma : [laughs dementedly]
Grandpa Phil : ...or Palmer's knee, or Borneo's disease, or... I don't know... athlete's foot!
Arnold : Y'know, I'm really gonna miss Grandma and Grandpa.
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[first lines]
Arnold : Grandma! Grandpa! You have to see this! I found a map! A map, the key to finally finding my missing parents.
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Arnold : I know, Grandpa. "Don't go in there for a while."
Grandpa Phil : [tossing Arnold's hair] Ho ho! Ya know me so well, short man.
Arnold : Did you wash your hands?
Grandpa Phil : I *knew* I forgot somethin'!
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Gerald Johanssen : Hey, Arnold, ready for the best day of school?
Arnold : The best day, Gerald?
Gerald Johanssen : Yeah. Today's the last day of school. Therefore, by *my* calculations...
Arnold : It's the *best* day.
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Arnold : San Lorenzo? *The* San Lorenzo?
Harold Berman : Is that the new Mexican restaurant?
Stinky : Naw. That place has been there a while.
Mr. Simmons : Close, Stinky. It's a beautiful, proud republic to our south. This is where we'll go if we win the contest.
Harold Berman : To a Mexican restaurant!
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Grandma : [holding a handmade blowpipe] Venture forth armed with this, Kimba.
Grandpa Phil : Pookie! Arnold will never get a handmade blowpipe through security! Oh, and, uh...
[rummaging through Arnold's drawer, takes out a stapler]
Grandpa Phil : Here, short man. Take this instead. It'll remind you of home.
Arnold : Um, thanks?
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[Helga uses an arrow to try to dislodge her locket]
Arnold : Hey, Helga?
Helga Pataki : Aaah! Hey, Arnold...
[the arrow falls. Helga kicks it away awkwardly]
Arnold : Helga, I've known you my whole life, practically, and you've always been angry and kinda, you know, mean.
Helga Pataki : [mad] Yeah? So?
Arnold : But I've also seen you be really loyal and super brave. So I always wondered if maybe you were mean to me because, well, you loved me.
Helga Pataki : [soft] Love?
[then defensive]
Helga Pataki : You? Yeah, sure, I mean like I'd love a root canal! Heh...
Arnold : Listen, I know you tried to tell me before, and I wasn't ready to hear it, but now, this whole thing, the trip to San Lorenzo, getting away from Lasombra, finding my parents, it's all cause of you. Your locket.
Helga Pataki : Locket? What locket?
[Said locket falls to the floor. Arnold picks it up, hands it to Helga]
Arnold : Your locket! It woke up my parents! You did it all, just to help me. And... and...
[He takes her hands in his, closes his eyes. The two kiss]
