Veep (TV Series)

Thanksgiving (2016)

Kevin Dunn: Ben Cafferty

Quotes 

• Ben Cafferty : We need to shut this down like a fucking public school for the arts.

• Ben Cafferty : [on Selina's post face-lift bruised eyelids]  Jesus, you look like a southern housewife who just burned her husband's dinner.

• Kent Davison : No one should see you while your face is... marinating.

  Gary Walsh : Okay, she just had 10 years taken off her eyes.

  Selina Meyer : Yes.

  Ben Cafferty : Well, I don't think they left yet.

• Selina Meyer : Maybe I can pardon a car with a defective airbag

  [snaps fingers] 

  Selina Meyer : and we can wrap up Michigan.

  Kent Davison : Michigan is actually the largest producer of battery acid.

  Ben Cafferty : Can somebody reach around the back of Kent's head and power him down?

• Kent Davison : The number of people taken ill is orders of magnitude below statistical significance. Do people not understand basic nonparametric statistics?

  Ben Cafferty : Or how to cook a fucking turkey.

• Ben Cafferty : [on Selina's post face-lift bruised eyelids]  We better go see the black-eyed pea.