Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)

Josh Is Going to Hawaii! (2016)

Pete Gardner: Darryl Whitefeather

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• Darryl Whitefeather : Oh, come on! You guys aren't weirded out because I'm bisexual, are you?

  Jim : No, we're weirded out by the fact that our boss just called a meeting to tell us that.

• Darryl Whitefeather : Well, I'm sure you noticed that I've been going through a lot lately, and I know you've often wondered, "Who is Darryl, really?"

  Paula Proctor : No, never.

  Jim : Darryl, until February, I thought your name was Jasper.

• Darryl Whitefeather : So listen, I told everyone at work about my new situation and they were all very excited...

  White Josh : That's great!

  Darryl Whitefeather : ...to meet you!

  White Josh : Really? You want me to meet your coworkers?

  Darryl Whitefeather : Mmm-hmm.

  White Josh : You know, that's not a stage in anyone's relationship.

• White Josh : I think we can just hang out, you know. No strings.

  Darryl Whitefeather : No strings? Hmm. Does that mean you're dating other people?

  White Josh : Well, I'm not not dating other people.

  Darryl Whitefeather : Double-negatives always stress me out, I don't know what that means.

• Darryl Whitefeather : I'm getting bi, and it's something I'd like to demystify. It's not a phase, I'm not confused, not indecisive, I don't have the gotta choose blues. I don't care if you wear high heels or a tie, you might just catch my eye because I'm definitely bi!

• Darryl Whitefeather : It doesn't take an intellectual to get that I'm bisexual.

• Darryl Whitefeather : I don't know how, I don't know why, but I like ladies and I like guys.

• Darryl Whitefeather : Now some may say, "Aw, you're just gay! Why don't you just go gay all the way?" But that's not it, cuz bi's legit! Whether you're a he or a she, we might be a perfect fit.