Kyla-Drew credited as playing...
Mae Valentine
- Dawn Harper: What's going on?
- Nicky Harper: Yeah, everyone is laughing at us.
- Mae Valentine: This may be why.
- Ricky Harper: [voiceover] These three Harpers sleep and sleep and sleep. They're so tired, they spend up to eight hours a night sleeping. You could even say they hibernate. You know what else hibernates? Bears. That's right. Nicky, Dicky, and Dawn are bears. Do you really want your president to be a bear? I didn't think so. Vote for Ricky, the only human in the race. Paid for by Ricky Harper's allowance.
- Dawn Harper: Bears?
- Nicky Harper: I'm not a bear.
- Dicky Harper: Yeah, me neither.
- Ricky Harper: Hey, what up, bears? I'm guessing you saw my new campaign video. Oh, and look. Now I'm winning.
- Nicky Harper, Dicky Harper, Dawn Harper: Not for long.
- Nicky Harper: [voiceover] Ricky was the last of the quads to be potty trained. Do you really want him to be president?
- Ricky Harper: [crying]
- Nicky Harper: [voiceover] He's an accident waiting to happen. Vote Nicky Harper for president.
- Dicky Harper: [voiceover] This is Dawn Harper... biting the head off an innocent marshmallow bunny. Imagine what she'd do to a real bunny. Save a bunny! Vote Dicky. Paid for by Ricky Harper's allowance.
- Dawn Harper: [voiceover] Nicky, Ricky, and Dicky seemed focused, but on what?
- Ricky Harper: Get them!
- Dicky Harper: Destroy!
- Nicky Harper: I'm a machine!
- Dawn Harper: [voiceover] World destruction, because they're robots. Stop the evil robots. Vote Dawn for president.