The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
The Treasure of Monte Zoom: Parts 5-6 (1962)
William Conrad: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : Well, Boris tried to drop the Treasure of Monte Zoom on our heroes, but wound up hoist with his own petard. Meanwhile...
Boris Badenov : Hold it, hold it! What means this hoist with my own uh... duh... duh... whatzits?
Narrator : It means you fell into your own trap!
Boris Badenov : Oh, well, why didn't you said so?
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Natasha Fatale : Boris, look, somebody beat us to the treasure!
Boris Badenov : Raskolnikov!
Narrator : But at the moment, Boris's sharp eyes spotted the instruction sheet that Bullwinkle had dropped.
[Boris looks around for the sheet]
Narrator : Eh, I... I say, at that moment, Boris's sharp eyes had spotted...
Boris Badenov : I heard you, I heard you!
Narrator : Well?
Boris Badenov : I can't see anywhere!
Narrator : It's right under your nose.
Boris Badenov : You crazy? It's nowhere in sight.
Natasha Fatale : Boris, dahlink.
Boris Badenov : Invisible ink, I can find.
Natasha Fatale : Boris.
Boris Badenov : Invisible papers, no.
Natasha Fatale : Dahlink!
Boris Badenov : What is it, Natasha?
Natasha Fatale : You are sitting on it.
[Boris stands up and finds the paper]
Boris Badenov : [to Narrator] Eh, ooh. YOU said it was under my nose!
Narrator : Sorry.
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[after discovering the treasure was just an old car, Boris and Natasha start to leave]
Narrator : [whispers] Oh, if those two villains had only seen the license plate of that car, they w...
Boris Badenov : What? What? What's that whispering? What was that?
Narrator : Ahem, uh, nothing. Nothing at all.
Boris Badenov : We got ways of finding out, you know.
Narrator : W-Ways of... How?
Boris Badenov : Easy. We run program backwards and forwards again, like this.
[the scene rewinds back to when Boris and Natasha were leaving]
Narrator : [whispers] Oh, if those two villains had only seen the license plate of that car...
Boris Badenov : That's what you said! Natasha, what's with the license plate?
Natasha Fatale : [looks through a pair of binoculars] Is only a number, Boris.
Boris Badenov : What number?
Natasha Fatale : 1, 4, K.
Boris Badenov : 1, 4, K. 1... 14 karat! Natasha, 14 karat! That car is solid gold! Come on!
Narrator : Oh, what have I done?
Natasha Fatale : You have just signed death warrant for moose, dahlink!
Narrator : Oh, dear.
Boris Badenov : And stretched the whole plot out for two more episodes!