The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Painting Theft: Parts 3-4 (1962)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Constable Archibald Woolley, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Narrator : Well, it looks as if Boris's plan has gone askew.

  Boris Badenov , Natasha Fatale : Gesundheit!

• Boris Badenov : You! You whitewashed every square inch of canvas!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, most of the round inches, too.

• [after Boris tricks Bullwinkle into signing a will saying Boris will get the paintings if Bullwinkle dies] 

  Narrator : Well, will the sinister document mean the end of our hero? And if so, what will happen to The Bullwinkle Show?

  Boris Badenov : Mwah ha ha ha! I get that, too.

• Boris Badenov : [disguised as a little boy]  Please, Mr. Moose, could I having your autograph?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : [signs paper]  Of course, little feller.

  Boris Badenov : Thanks oodles.

  [leaves] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Name is Bullwinkle. Sweet kid. Cute mustache, too. MUSTACHE?

• [after the art critics start placing high bids for Bullwinkle's paintings] 

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, they are going crazy. 15,000 for a coat of whitewash.

  Boris Badenov : You know something? It is kinda pretty at that, Natasha.

  Natasha Fatale : You too?

  Boris Badenov : You think I don't appreciate beautiful things?