The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

A Whale of a Tale or Thar She Blows Up/Fast and Moose or Charley's Antlers (1961)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Featherby, Fairy 53, Warlock, Mr. Peabody, King Charles V, Butcher, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Rocky, I don't want to be a snitch, but Captain Peachfuzz is steering in circles again.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Don't worry, Bullwinkle. I disconnected the steering wheel.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [about Captain Peachfuzz]  Then he's not really in command of the ship?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No, but why spoil his fun? Besides, we have other things to worry about.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, as long as we've got something to worry about.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : We do.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I was a little worried about not having anything to worry about.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Not being worried worried me.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : But now you say there is something to worry about.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : So now I'm not worried.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Yeah, but...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, but what?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I don't know. I forgot what I was gonna say.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [after Boris drops the bomb]  Now's our chance! Let's get out of here!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Bullwinkle, we can't run away like scared rabbits!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Could we walk away like brave rabbits?

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Being a hero sure makes you look stupid sometimes.

• [the bomb Boris dropped doesn't explode despite the fuse running out] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Hey, it didn't go off.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Must be something wrong with the bomb.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sure is. Look, there's three holes in it.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Three holes? Hey, I'm beginning to smell a rat!

  Boris Badenov : You called?