The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

When Moose Meets Moose, or Two's a Crowd/The Midnight Chew-Chew, or This Gum for Hire (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator, Three-Finger

Quotes 

• Narrator : But back at the train station, Babyface was gazing at the track, waiting for the next train out of town.

  Boris Badenov : [while holding the clerk at gunpoint]  I thought you said train was due half past.

  Railroad Clerk : [trembling]  It is.

  Boris Badenov : Half past four or half past five?

  Railroad Clerk : Half past October.

  Boris Badenov : OCTOBER? Raskolnikov!

• [after finding an unconscious Boris] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You know, I'll bet his first words when he comes to will be "Where am I?"

  Rocket J. Squirrel : How come?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's what I always say.

  Narrator : But just then, Boris's eyes opened and he said...

  Boris Badenov : [pulls out a gun]  Stick'em up!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, that's different, Bullwinkle.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah, but it's not much of an improvement.