The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Hop Skip and Junk, or Bullwinkle's Big Tow/Bucks for Boris, or The Green Paper Caper (1961)

William Conrad: Narrator, Three-Finger

Quotes 

• Spike : You got the loot, Babyface?

  Boris Badenov : Right here in this valise, Spike. A hundred thousand delicious dollars.

  Narrator : [whispers]  Little did Boris know that he had taken Bullwinkle's valise by mistake and that he...

  Boris Badenov : Hey, you! What are you whispering about?

  Narrator : Uh, o-o-oh, nothing.

  Boris Badenov : Well, stop it!

  Narrator : Y-Y-Yes, sir.

• Narrator : [after Bullwinkle finds the stolen bank money]  At last, light was dawning in Bullwinkle's brain. He realized at last what he really held in his hands.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yes, it's counterfeit confederate money!

  Narrator : Oh, dear. And Bullwinkle scraped the money together. Well, most of it, anyway, and started off down the road leaving a trail of perfectly good ten dollar bills behind him.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : [while throwing the money around]  Well, easy come, easy go! Heh heh heh!

  Narrator : Oh, the waste!

  [scene cuts back to Boris] 

  Narrator : [whispers]  And what will Boris do when he finds the suitcase he holds contains four pairs of socks and a couple of peanut butter sandwiches?

  Boris Badenov : You're whispering again! Speak up or...

  Narrator : Uh, uh, be with us next time for "Bucks for Boris" or "The Green Paper Caper"!

  Boris Badenov : Mwah ha ha. That's better.

• Narrator : Drawn by the irresistible appeal of the moose call, Bullwinkle drew nearer and nearer to his friend, but unfortunately for our heroes, somebody else had heard that moose call.

  [Boris suddenly hears Rocky blowing the moose call] 

  Narrator : Somebody who wished no good for our friends, somebody who...

  Boris Badenov : Stop with the "somebody who" already! Give the name!

  Narrator : Very well. Boris Badenov.

  Boris Badenov : Ta-dah!

• Slug : Come on, Babyface, quit stallin'.

  Spike : Yeah, come across with our share before we get annoyed.

  Boris Badenov : Tut, tut, fellows. Do I look like double-crosser?

  Slug , Spike , Three-Finger : Yes!

  Boris Badenov : Just asking.