The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Explosive Situation or Don't Make It Worse-It's Badenov/You've Got Me in Stitches or Suture Self (1961)

Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Filcher, Guglielmo Marconi, Giuseppe Pasto, Guard, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Call the doctor!

  [Boris quickly enters disguised as a doctor] 

  Boris Badenov : And here I am!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Are you a doctor?

  Boris Badenov : What do you think I am, an exterminator? Don't answer that.

• Boris Badenov : [while trying to write a dirty letter to Bullwinkle]  How many u's in moose?

  Natasha Fatale : Let me see. Moose, M-U-S-E. Two.

• [Boris prepares to operate on Bullwinkle, but the power goes out] 

  Boris Badenov : Hey, what gives with lights?

  Natasha Fatale : You want flashlight?

  Boris Badenov : What for? Operation is going to be failure anyway.

• Boris Badenov : [after all of his plans to get rid of Bullwinkle fails]  Boys, I got proposition for you. I pay you, YOU kill moose.

  Filcher : Dash it all, old man. I thought you were an expert.

  Boris Badenov : I am. At not killing moose.