Andrea Martin credited as playing...
Fig
- Fig: How could they abandon me? Uh, I'm the most caring one in the family. I warn them about cancer. I buy their fat kids clothes in aspirational sizes. I invite them all to my dogs' funerals... last one ran straight into traffic.
- Fig: [Sees everyone gathered at the window] What are we looking at?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Snow! Our miracle for Christmas.
- Fig: That's not snow. That's ashes from a forest fire. If you're quiet, you can hear screaming.