- Jake Broderick: [At the crime scene] Time of death?
- Reynaldo: 6:07 AM
- Laura Diamond: To the minute. You're getting very good at this
- Reynaldo: [Looking at the victims wristwatch] Not me, my friend Switzerlands finest
- Jake Broderick: You want to grab breakfast?
- Laura Diamond: Eh, I had Pop-Tarts with the kids. Breakfast of champions
- Laura Diamond: [Reding his file] Marcus Hill, professional pain in the ass
- Marcus: Let me out of here, man
- Laura Diamond: You did not just call me "man"!
- Laura Diamond: [In the perfume lab] Lavender? Why aren't I a runny nosed mess?
- Jon Dunham: Micro-filtered exhaust changes the air every ten minutes. It keeps the scents from cross contaminating
- Laura Diamond: I need one of those for my boys! Box of matches by the toilet ain't cutting it
- Laura Diamond: [On Coney Island] Detective Diamond. Broderick. You Bosco?
- Bosco: How many times I've got to tell you? We don't need any permits! It ain't a strip joint! Those girls? They're burlesque dancers, "artistes"
- Laura Diamond: And I'm sure their mothers our proud, but that's not why we're here
- Jake Broderick: [His plan works out] Ah, it feels so good to be right
- Laura Diamond: I know, that's how I feel all the time
- Captain Nancy Santiani: Love the exuberant, Carnegie
- Max Carnegie: Thank you so much! Exuberant is my middle name! Actually, it's Spencer