iZombie (TV Series)

Abra Cadaver (2015)

Robert Buckley: Major Lilywhite

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Quotes 

• [Major agrees to be something more serious with Liv] 

  Olivia Moore : So you're okay with it? Because if we're gonna do this we have to be totally honest with each other this time around.

  Major Lilywhite : Of course I want to sex you up, girl. You're very attractive, and I very much have a penis. But just being with you is enough. Honest.

• [Liv compares herself to Britney Spears while talking to Major] 

  Olivia Moore : When I eat someone's brain, it sets up camp in me. It's like, I'm always Britney, but sometimes I'm Hit Me One More Time Britney, and sometimes I'm... shaved head, smashing car windows Britney.

  Major Lilywhite : Real talk? I thought both of those Britney's were hot.

• [Peyton talks to Ravi and Major about women not being too needy] 

  Peyton Charles : Let's get it all out in the open, Man-Things. What about Liv? She's not glomming onto you, is she? She's not cramping your style? She's not being too needy?

  Major Lilywhite : No. It's all good. Real good.

  Major Lilywhite : [Peyton and Ravi remain quiet]  I mean, today she left me a voice-mail about how drowning would be a beautiful way to die, but otherwise, you know, same old Liv.

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Ah, yeah, uh, she's rolling hard on a death-obsessed magician. It will pass. She just needs to eat someone else's brain.

  Major Lilywhite : Is that all?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : Mm-hmm.

• [Major asks Ravi and Peyton for Zombie-Liv advice] 

  Major Lilywhite : Question. Since the two of you have really experienced zombie Liv first-hand, how extreme do her personality swings get?

  Ravi Chakrabarti : She can be a bit mercurial. But most of the time I enjoy the variety. Of course, I don't have to date her.

  Peyton Charles : There was the time her eyes turned red and she killed someone. I'm thinking that was probably a one-off.

  Major Lilywhite : A one-off. That's good.

• [first lines] 

  Olivia Moore : [Liv and Major lay in bed togther after making out]  Phew! That was pretty good.

  Major Lilywhite : Yeah.

  Olivia Moore : It was almost as good as sex. Like the difference between a turkey burger and a hamburger.

• [Liv sits next to a bushel of dying red roses] 

  Olivia Moore : This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.

  Major Lilywhite : So, is that a 'yes,' you want a quesadilla or no?