- Bryce Walker: Listen, Laura, you ever want to swing the other way...
- Laura: You'd be the last person I called. Right before the police.
- Justin Foley: [to Clay] That's a pretty picture you took of Tyler.
- Clay Jensen: Not as pretty as the one he took of Hannah.
- Justin Foley: You made your point. Now shut it down.
- Clay Jensen: Shut it down? Who talks like that?
- Justin Foley: This is beyond just us now. This is the whole school. If we fall, you go down with us.
- Clay Jensen: Maybe I don't care.
- Justin Foley: Maybe you should.
- Tyler Down: What the hell, Clay? That picture's all over school.
- Clay Jensen: Yeah, that can happen, can't it?
- Tyler Down: What are you trying to do?
- Clay Jensen: Anything. I'm trying to do something, anything which is more than any of you did.
- Bryce Walker: [to Alex and Jessica] Is this happening again? You're back together?
- Jessica Davis: Not unless this is the "Hell Freezes Over" dance.
- Alex Standall: Sad thing is, that'd be a really good theme.
- Hannah Baker: What the fuck, Courtney?
- Courtney Crimsen: Hannah, I...
- Hannah Baker: You think you can just throw me under the bus? "Everyone already thinks she's a slut, so why not just pile on?"
- Courtney Crimsen: People were starting to talk. I just... I had I had to do something.
- Hannah Baker: Yeah, well, you didn't have to do that.
- Courtney Crimsen: I'm sorry.
- Hannah Baker: I want to be your friend, Courtney. I have been a friend to you and this thing you're scared for people to know about you doesn't matter to me. Okay, it doesn't fucking matter and I'm sorry if you're scared, but I'm not your shield, okay? You don't get to hide behind me. You don't get to fuck with my life because you don't like who you are.
- Clay Jensen: [to Tony about Hannah] When I listen to the tapes, I want to see her in school tomorrow. I want to eat Mike and Ikes out of the box with her at the Crestmont. I want to dance with her again and kiss her when I should have kissed her, but I can't. Don't you feel like someone should pay for that?
- Tony Padilla: Aren't you? Aren't you paying?
- Hannah Baker: Courtney Crimsen. What a pretty name and what a pretty girl. With her perfect family, coffee together, every morning. And you're also very nice, Courtney. Everyone says so. You're nice to everyone all the time. You're one of the most popular girls in school. And you are just so nice. Right? Wrong.
- Tyler Down: I don't understand how it is that I'm always getting screwed with, but I'm the one that gets sent to the office?
- Kevin Porter: Well, let's start with what is it that you can do to protect yourself? What is anything you're doing that might provoke kids?
- Tyler Down: Are you serious? That's convenient. Blame the victim.
- Kevin Porter: No, no one's blaming anyone.
- Tyler Down: Okay, well, maybe we should be. You should be blaming the kids that make this school a terrible place. You should be blaming the kids that make other kids want to kill themselves.
- Kevin Porter: Are you referring to Hannah Baker?
- Tyler Down: What do you think?
- Montgomery: [to Hannah] Hey, where's your girlfriend?
- Hannah Baker: Sorry, which girlfriend is that, exactly?
- Montgomery: Your girlfriend from the picture, Laura. I hear you two like a guy between you now and then.
- Hannah Baker: Who'd you hear that from?
- Montgomery: Courtney says you asked her for a three-way. I don't blame you. She's hot.
- Hannah Baker: You've got to be fucking kidding me.
- Montgomery: What, my intel's no good?
- Hannah Baker: No. It's no good.
- Montgomery: See, I think it is 'cause she confirmed that not only did Justin finger you, but that you went down on him. It's good shit.
- Hannah Baker: [as Hannah escorts a drunk Jessica to her car] The sharks were in the water, Jess. I pulled you into the boat. That's what friends do. You okay?
- Jessica Davis: Okay. I really like Justin. He's nice.
- Hannah Baker: You shouldn't. He isn't.
- Courtney Crimsen: [When Clay takes Courtney to the cemetary to see Hannah's grave] It's beautiful here.
- Clay Jensen: [scoffs] It's beautiful here?
- Courtney Crimsen: I don't know, Clay. What do you want me to say? I'm not sure why you brought me here.
- Clay Jensen: Because you've been acting like Hannah killing herself was some, like, school activity. Like just a reason to put posters up.
- Courtney Crimsen: I'm trying to help the school heal.
- Clay Jensen: The school?
- Courtney Crimsen: Yeah.
- Clay Jensen: What about you?
- Courtney Crimsen: Yes, all of us.
- Clay Jensen: So you help the school and cover the fact it's your fault too.
- Courtney Crimsen: Clay, look, I know she was special to you and I know you're upset, and I get it, but... but this was Hannah's choice. Okay, this isn't on anyone but her.
- Clay Jensen: No. No, it's on every person who talked shit about her and every guy who fucked her over, and it's on you because she thought you were a friend, and you sent one more asshole in her direction just to cover the fact you're gay.
- Courtney Crimsen: That's not true.
- Clay Jensen: I don't get it, Courtney. It's the 21st century. How is this so hard for you?
- Courtney Crimsen: Was it hard for you? Freshman year when everyone thought you were gay?
- Clay Jensen: Well, it probably hurt my chances with girls, but they weren't so great before, so whatever. I didn't lie to anybody about who I was. I didn't hurt anyone because of it.
- Courtney Crimsen: Neither did I.
- Clay Jensen: We both know you did. Christ, Courtney, you've got two gay dads!
- Courtney Crimsen: Yeah, and I have since I was in preschool when no one had gay dads. Do you have any idea what that's like? Even now. I mean... what if I were? What do you think everyone would say? "She's got two gay dads, that's why she's gay" and my dads. They've taken so much crap, my whole life for being gay and then for being dads and I just can't... I couldn't do that to them.
- Clay Jensen: What people think of you isn't more important than Hannah's life. She needed you as a friend. That's what should've mattered to you.
- Courtney Crimsen: I got scared, okay? And I'm sorry. I didn't know what to do. I'm so sorry.
- Clay Jensen: I'm not the one who needed to hear that.
- Justin Foley: So why the fuck would Clay take Courtney to Hannah's grave?
- Jessica Davis: I have no idea, but if he's doing this now, what happens when he gets to the stuff about my party?
- Justin Foley: Nothing happens, okay? I'm ending this shit right now.
- Jessica Davis: He doesn't think that Hannah's lying. He could tell people the wrong things.
- Justin Foley: He won't. I'll take care of it.
- Jessica Davis: How? Justin, I don't want people to think... what if people find out about what Hannah said and then everyone starts to think something happened?
- Justin Foley: No one's going to think anything's happened. No one's going to think or say anything.
- Montgomery: [to Justin] Dude, that Hannah Baker's a fucking crazy lesbo, man.
- Justin Foley: Fuck off, Montgomery.
- Zach Dempsey: [to Alex] Your dad's a cop?
- Alex Standall: Yep.
- Justin Foley: That's fucking brilliant! You can't touch us, Clay. You got that? We're fucking bulletproof.
- Bryce Walker: [to Jessica about Alex] Okay, seriously, how does he get all the hot girls? I mean his dick must be huge.
- Jessica Davis: Only one huge dick in the vicinity at the moment, Bryce.
- Matt Jensen: [to Clay] Good morning, pal.
- Clay Jensen: Dad, we talked about "pal."
- Matt Jensen: [to Clay] Good morning, honey.
- Clay Jensen: Well played.