- Rick Grimes: [Weakly] I'm gonna kill you.
- Negan: What? I didn't quite catch that, you're gonna have to speak up.
- Rick Grimes: Not today, not tomorrow, but I'm gonna kill you.
- Negan: Buddy, are you still there? I just don't know. It seems like you're trying to speak... but you just took a hell of a hit! I just popped your skull so hard your eyeball just popped out... and it is gross as shit!
- Negan: Bet ya thought you were all going to grow old together, sitting around the table at Sunday dinner in the happily ever after. No... doesn't work like that Rick. Not anymore.
- Negan: Get some guns to the back of their heads. Level with their noses, so if you have to fire, it'll be a *real* mess.
- Negan: I want you to think about what could of happened. Think about what happened. And think about what can *still* happen.
- Negan: Dwight load him up.
- [Vehicle doors close]
- Negan: He's got guts - not a little bitch like someone I know.I like him. He's mine now. But you still want to try something? "Not today, not tomorrow." "Not today, not tomorrow"? I will cut pieces off of Hell's his name?
- Simon: Daryl
- Negan: Wow.
- [Chuckles]
- Negan: That actually sounds right. I will cut pieces off of Daryl and put them on your doorstep - or, better yet, I will bring him to you and have you do it for me.
- [Chuckles]
- Negan: Ahh! Welcome to a brand-new beginning, you sorry shits! I'm gonna leave you a truck. Keep it. Use it to cart all the crap you're gonna find me. We'll be back for our first offering in one week. Until then ta-ta.
- Negan: Simon's my right hand man. Having one of those is important. I mean what do you have left without them? A whole lot of work.
- Negan: Let's go for a ride.
- [Engine sputtering]
- Negan: Wow.What a piece of shit. "I'm gonna kill you."
- [Chuckles]
- Negan: Are you kiddin' me? Did you see what just happened, what I just did? You just
- [sighs]
- Negan: [Scoffs] Your best chance is to stand up, grab that ax, and drive it through the back of my head. See how you do. Keep actin' tough. Go ahead. Grab the damn ax.
- Negan: What you do next will decide whether your crap day becomes everyone's last crap day or just another crap day. Get some guns to back of their heads.
- Negan: Oh, my goodness! Look at this!
- [Blood splatters]
- Negan: [laughs] You guys, look at my dirty girl! Sweetheart Lay your eyes on this.
- [sighs heavily]
- Negan: Oh, goddamn. Were you - Were you together? That sucks. But if you were, you should know there was a reason for all this. Red - and hell, he was, is, and will ever be red. He just took one or six or seven for the team! So take a goddamn look.
- [Breathing shakily]
- Negan: Take a damn look!
- Negan: [Negan is drawing a line with a marker on Carl's left arm] Sorry kid, this is going to be as cold as a warlock's ballsack. Just like he was hanging his ballsack above ya and draaaaaaag... right across your forearm.