Slasher (TV Series)

As Water Is Corrupted Unless It Moves (2016)

Christopher Jacot: Robin Turner

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• Sarah Bennett : You know, if Trent was the Executioner, that would make sense.

  Robin Turner : Ugh. That boy was seriously disturbed. Norman Bates meets the Unabomber.

• Robin Turner : I still figure it could be Heather Peterson.

  Sarah Bennett : Yeah, but it wasn't, so who could it be?

  Robin Turner : This town? I think we'll be here 'til next week.

  Sarah Bennett : Well, let's start with who it isn't. You and me, obviously, and anyone who was at your party the night Verna McBride was killed.

  Robin Turner : Well... it's not my little guardian angel who saved my life. It's obviously not Dylan. He was with you the night Verna got sliced and diced.

  Sarah Bennett : No. No, he wasn't, actually. He... he had to go back and work.

  Robin Turner : This is your husband we're talking about. And he's not even from here. His only tie to Waterbury is you. He has zero motive.

• Robin Turner : Chief Vaughn...

  Sarah Bennett : [scoffing laugh]  He's either a complete idiot or a suspect, so I'm gonna say both.

  Robin Turner : Cam?

  Sarah Bennett : No. No. Cam is innocent. I mean, I don't have any proof, but...

  Robin Turner : So he could go either way. Like me in university. Uh... June? She was Trent's partner.

  Sarah Bennett : What, you really think June would come up with something this complicated?

  Robin Turner : Reowr!

  Sarah Bennett : [laughing]  No, okay... okay, that wasn't very nice. I like June, I do.

  Robin Turner : [quasi-patronizingly]  Mm. I know.

  Sarah Bennett : She's pretty and she's...

  Robin Turner : [mimicking her]  "She's pretty."

  Sarah Bennett : She's sweet, and...

  [seeing him grin] 

  Sarah Bennett : I... I'm not making this any better, am I? Okay, I'm gonna stop.

• Sarah Bennett : Say it was Alan Henry. I mean, why would he go around killing people? His son's a cop; he doesn't even have to call 911.

  Robin Turner : Have you ever read the Old Testament? That is one angry father, commanding his followers to spill oceans of non-believer blood. Trust me, Sunday school was dark, scary shit.

• Sarah Bennett : June, what are you doing?

  June Henry : [stripping down to her underwear]  Going for a swim. You should come.

  Robin Turner : I forgot my Speedo at home, babe.

  June Henry : [taking off her bra]  You don't need a bathing suit.

  Sarah Bennett : OHH! No, no... . oh, wow.

  June Henry : [getting into the water]  Come on, Robin. It's not like I haven't seen you naked before. Remember? Pam Simon's pool? We all went skinny dipping.

  Sarah Bennett : Okay, you keep an eye on her.

  June Henry : You hooked up with Andrew in her parents' hot tub.

  Robin Turner : Yeah, she'll be fine. She's got built-in life preservers.

• Robin Turner : Tom Winston.

  Sarah Bennett : Well, he's crazy enough, but he's behind bars.

  Robin Turner : So what? Serial killers have groupies. What if Tom is the brains, and he's got someone on the outside being the brawn?

  Sarah Bennett : Yeah, but he doesn't see anybody. I mean, except for me.

  Robin Turner : Yes, he does. Alan Henry.

  Sarah Bennett : [getting it]  Alan is his religious counsel.

  Robin Turner : Uh-huh, and these are religious murders, right? No, wait, that doesn't make sense. No, Tom... Tom tried to kill Alan.

  Sarah Bennett : No, he actually didn't. Tom spared him. He told me.

  [seeing his look and realizing something] 

  Sarah Bennett : Oh, shit.