The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Platonic Permutation (2015)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• Elon Musk : Someone didn't finish their pumpkin pie. Wanna share?

  Howard Wolowitz : A half-eaten pumpkin pie in a soup kitchen with Elon Musk? You bet I do!

• Howard Wolowitz : What are you doing here?

  Elon Musk : I'm washing dishes. Well, I was on the turkey line, but I got demoted for being too generous with the gravy.

• [Opening lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Have you guys seen this feature that lets you talk to Siri without pressing any buttons? Hey, Siri. What time is it?

  Siri : The time is 6:37 p.m.

  Howard Wolowitz : So now anyone can control your phone? Hey, Siri. Show me pictures of naked grandma butts.

  Raj Koothrappali : Nice try. It only recognizes my voice.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh.

  [Imitates Raj's accent] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Siri. Show me pictures of naked grandma butts.

  Raj Koothrappali : I don't sound like that.

  Siri : Here are some images of naked grandma butts.

• Howard Wolowitz : So we don't even get to be up front?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : What does it matter?

  Howard Wolowitz : I was hoping some little kid would walk up and say "Please, sir. May I have some more?"

  Raj Koothrappali : We're in a soup kitchen, not a production of Oliver.

  Howard Wolowitz : It's not like I'm expecting them to sing.

• Howard Wolowitz : I'd really want to go to Mars, assuming I can bring my wife. She hardly takes up any room. She's basically a carry-on.