The Pirates of Somalia (2017)

Al Pacino: Seymour Tolbin

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• Seymour Tolbin : Name's... Seymour Tolbin.

  Jay Bahadur : Seymour Tolbin?

  Seymour Tolbin : Yeah.

  Jay Bahadur : Oh my God, you're one of my favorite journalists of all time!

  Seymour Tolbin : So you're a journalist?

  Jay Bahadur : No. I mean... yeah, I wanna be.

  Seymour Tolbin : You wanna make it as some big journalist, you gotta go somewhere... crazy.

• Jay Bahadur : caawa waxaan cabbeynaa.

  Seymour Tolbin : That's Somali?

  Jay Bahadur : Yes.

  Seymour Tolbin : What does it mean?

  Jay Bahadur : "Tonight, we drink."

  Seymour Tolbin : Oh, that's good to hear. I thought you were gonna say, "Tonight, we fuck."

• Seymour Tolbin : You read too much... Fuck more girls, instead.

• Jay Bahadur : Name's Bahadur, here to see Dr. Fleshman about my back.

  Katlyn : Have you ever been here before?

  Jay Bahadur : No.

  Katlyn : All right, you'll just need to fill out these forms.

  Jay Bahadur : Right.

  Katlyn : You okay?

  Jay Bahadur : Yeah, I just hurt my back, figured I'd get a jump on being a senior citizen.

  Seymour Tolbin : So, you busting on grey hairs? To make a move on Kaitlyn, eh?

  Jay Bahadur : Excuse me?

  Seymour Tolbin : That's all right, I understand... I'd take down all of humanity just to bang her.

• Seymour Tolbin : Fuck Harvard.