Red Christmas (I) (2016)

Geoff Morrell: Joe

Quotes 

• Joe : Cheers for letting Satan into our/the home/house honey

• Cletus : I'd like to read my letter now. Dear Mother, I hope this letter finds you well. My father believed in vengeance, but I believe in love. I'm wanting to inform you of her extraordinary occurrence, an event which is impossible for you to know anything about. 20 years have passed since I entered the world in such heroic circumstances. With my father's passing, I have left his care, and gone in search of my family.

  Joe : Come on, man, maybe you can save the rest until you get to your family.

  Cletus : Yes. Two decades ago, my father extinguished the lives of two child murderers, at the Northland Medical Clinic.

  Diane : [jumps up]  What do you want?

  Cletus : Pardon my reading, I am slow.

  Diane : Oh I think you know *exactly* what you're doing.

  Suzy : Mom? What's going on? Are you okay?

  Diane : He's talking about an abortion clinic up in the city, HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS STUFF INTO MY HOUSE? ESPECIALLY ON CHRISTMAS DAY?

  Scott : It is a Christian message.

  Cletus : I mean no offense, I approach from a place of love.

  Diane : You need to leave now.

  Cletus : During my father's liberation of life, he came across...

  Diane : Get out! Get him out! GET OUT!

• Joe : Is it possible what he says might be true that kid could be

• Joe : I gotta ask, is it possible that what he said is true? The kid and...

  Diane : What? No!

  Joe : You're certain?

  Diane : It's called an *abortion*, that's the whole point!

  Joe : Yeah, you're sure about that, but you were out of it, right? A lot of unexpected things happened on that day, the explosion...

  Diane : Oh my God, oh my God, look, this was a stupid prank by a bunch of assholes with a police report and a phone book, okay?

• Suzy : What's going on?

  Diane : That crazy Christian's come back.

  Joe : Son of a bitch wants to kill us all.

  Suzy : Where are the police?

  Joe : They're coming, we're a long way out.

  Diane : [Ginny hyperventilates into a bag]  We can't wait, we've gotta get out of here now.

  Jerry : We should take the cars.

  Joe : No no, we take the cars we have to separate. Now he could be anywhere out there, I mean you just gave him another chance to attack us.

  Diane : We can't just wait here and let him find us.

  Joe : We're safe here, there's only one entrance and we have weapons.