- Jimmy Valmer: I'm starting to think that maybe all ads aren't so bad.
- Tom: Jimmy, you are thinking with your dick.
- Jimmy Valmer: I am not thinking with my dick.
- Tom: Yes, you are.
- Jimmy Valmer: No, I just mean that she's a...
- Tom: Put your dick away.
- Jimmy Valmer: - an emotional...
- Tom: Jim...
- Jimmy Valmer: - interesting, caring girl.
- Tom: Jimmy, that's your dick talking.
- Tom: His dick is comprimised.
- Sharon Marsh: All I know is that you've changed. Ever since you joined this PC thing you just bully people and wait for people to say anything improper so that you can jump down their throats for whatever words he or she used.
- Randy Marsh: "He or she" is an agenderphobic microaggression, Sharon. You are a bigot.