The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Helium Insufficiency (2015)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : Barry, a team of Swedish scientists is going to do our experiment before we do. Can you lend us some liquid helium?
Barry Kripke : Sowwy, but there's a hewium shortage, and I need it for my quantum excitation expewiment.
Leonard Hofstadter : You don't need that much.
Barry Kripke : Twue, but if it's successful, I'm planning to have a party with bawwoons.
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Barry Kripke : Be honest, if the shoe were on the other foot, would you do the same for me?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Not a chance. Sorry, but he said to be honest, and mother always said that honesty is the best policy.
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Howard Wolowitz : Can't you just use regular helium?
Leonard Hofstadter : We'd have to go to every Party City in Pasadena.
Howard Wolowitz : [to Raj] Sounds like you on Cinco de Mayo.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey! Everyone was still talking about that party on Siete de Mayo.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You can trust us, we're respected scientists.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, he is. I'm a wedding planner who can't find love himself.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, the Swedes might beat us, but at least we won't get gang-noogied in prison.
Leonard Hofstadter : Is "Ernest Goes to Jail" the only prison movie you've seen?
Sheldon Cooper : It scared me straight, Leonard.