"Criminal Minds" Future Perfect (TV Episode 2015) - Kirsten Vangsness as Penelope Garcia

Penelope Garcia : [playing poker] I'm in

David Rossi : Well, I think you're bluffing, so I will see your fuzzy pencil and raise you... from the Dominican Republic one Fuente Fuente Opus X

Penelope Garcia : I don't understand what we're betting. I don't smoke

David Rossi : 'Cause poker is not fun unless you have something on the line
Penelope Garcia : [showing pictures on the big screen] St. Augustine, Fl. Uh, two bodies were found, early this evening, in a remote wooded area, just west of the city. Neither have been identified yet

Dr. Tara Lewis : This woman's complexion...

Penelope Garcia : She was exsanguinated, which is really a fun word to say, but I didn't know its terrible meaning until I started working here
Penelope Garcia : [answering the telephone] Sir? Yes sir!

Aaron Hotchner : Garcia I need you to do a search of doctors and medical professionals in the region and see if any red flags pop up.

Penelope Garcia : But of course! Carmine? Scarlett? Cherry? Crimson? Maroon? What shade of red are we looking for?
Penelope Garcia : Richard or Robert and no last name... so my judgement is that Bartholomew or Oglethorpe with no last name would be easier...
Penelope Garcia : Garcia:

[opens fridge, talks to herself]

Penelope Garcia : Ice cream bad, yogurt good, yogurt with ice cream the best! Well done, Penelope, you're making... you're making excellent choices. You're talking to yourself way too much these days. But who wouldn't? I'm cooped up in here all by myself

Kirsten Vangsness: Penelope Garcia