Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Future Perfect (2015)

Joe Mantegna: David Rossi

Quotes 

• Dr. Tara Lewis : And a triangle was cut from his calf muscle

  David Rossi : Dear Diary, just when I thought I heard it all!

• Penelope Garcia : [playing poker]  I'm in

  David Rossi : Well, I think you're bluffing, so I will see your fuzzy pencil and raise you... from the Dominican Republic one Fuente Fuente Opus X

  Penelope Garcia : I don't understand what we're betting. I don't smoke

  David Rossi : 'Cause poker is not fun unless you have something on the line

• Aaron Hotchner : Garcia is tracking recent aquarium and exotic fish sales in the area

  David Rossi : Aquarium sales in Florida? That's like tracking snow shovel sales in Alaska

• Dr. Tara Lewis : What's up, Rossi?

  David Rossi : They identified the bird DNA in Henning as coming from a scarlet macaw

  Jennifer Jareau : Hm, hm, and?

  David Rossi : That got me thinking about turritopsis dohrnii

  Dr. Tara Lewis : Turri... what?

  David Rossi : Eh, it's called the immortal jellyfish. Uhm,

  [starts reading from his notes] 

  David Rossi : endlessly recycles its own cells for a process called trans-differentiation, a kind of lineage reprogramming

  Jennifer Jareau : Oh my goodness! Dr. Spencer Reid, master of disguise!

  David Rossi : No disguise, I called the kid last night

• David Rossi : Cheyenne was the opposite. Vegan, into new age lifestyles. Never met a harmonic convergence she didn't want to converge on.