American Gods (TV Series)

The Secret of Spoons (2017)

Ian McShane: Mr. Wednesday

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Quotes 

• Mr. Wednesday : Don't skim more than a reasonable five percent.

  Shadow Moon : I'm not gonna to steal from you.

  Mr. Wednesday : You can't look out for yourself, how the hell are you going to look out for me.

• Mr. Wednesday : There are bigger sacrifices one might be asked to make than going a little mad.

• Mr. Wednesday : I'm going to tell you something and you're going to want to hurt me, but what I say has got to be said. So I want you to consider my words very carefully and refrain from knocking my teeth out.

• Mr. Wednesday : What the hell is this?

  [holds up a new cellphone in box] 

  Shadow Moon : You don't have one.

  Mr. Wednesday : I don't want one.

  Shadow Moon : Well, you need one. What if someone wants to talk to you?

  Mr. Wednesday : Why the hell would I want to talk to anyone?

  Shadow Moon : What if I need to talk to you? Huh?

  [holds up his own cellphone] 

  Mr. Wednesday : Try shouting.

  [throws Shadow's cellphone out the car window] 

  Mr. Wednesday : Or in a pinch, a telegram.

  [throws new cellphone out the window] 

• Mr. Wednesday : The best things about these states we're heading towards: Minnesota, Wisconsin, is that they have the kind of women I loved when I was younger. Pale skin, blue eyed, hair so fair it's almost white, wine colored lips, full round breasts with veins running through them like a good cheese.

• Mr. Wednesday : The world is either crazy or you are. They're both solid options. Take your pick, and when you decide, come and tell me. But don't rush into it. Take your time. Difficult decision.