Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

The Land Ship (2015)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

Quotes 

• Gene Belcher : Looks like it's just you and me now!

  Louise Belcher : I guess so.

  Gene Belcher : Uhhh, I was talking to the taco.

• Tina Belcher : Wait, I got it, I can paint over it! I just need a bunch of white paint... now... in the middle of the night... when paint stores aren't usually open...

  [trails off] 

  Gene Belcher : Wait a minute! You say paint: I say 'taint... no problem with that because I know there's some in the basement!

  Gene Belcher : TA-DAA! Paint... and Spackle!

  [yanks up a tarp] 

  Tina Belcher : [Gasps]  How did you know about this Gene?

  Gene Belcher : Let's just say I thought this tarp was a tent and I thought that spackle was marshmallow fluff; and I was right... in a way...

• Re-enactor : The British were going to attack. Our town had only one small ship protecting us. My idea was to move the frigate on to land. The night of the British attack was humid and filled with great tension.

  Gene Belcher : Just like my farts.