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Mildred Hayes : Hey fuckhead!
Dixon : What?
Desk Sergeant : Don't say what, Dixon. When she comes in calling you a "fuckhead."
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Mildred Hayes : So how's it all going in the nigger- torturing business, Dixon?
Dixon : It's 'Persons of color'-torturing business, these days, if you want to know. And I didn't torture nobody.
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Mildred Hayes : Hey, Dixon?
Dixon : Yeah?
Mildred Hayes : I need to tell you something... It was me that burned down the police station.
Dixon : Well, who the hell else would it have been?
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Dixon : What are you, an idiot?
Desk Sergeant : Don't call me an idiot, Dixon!
Dixon : I didn't call you an idiot, I asked if you was an idiot... That was a question.
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[last lines]
Mildred Hayes : Dixon?
Dixon : Yeah?
Mildred Hayes : Are you sure about this?
Dixon : 'Bout killing this guy? Not really. You?
Mildred Hayes : Not really. I guess we can decide along the way.
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Dixon : We've had two official complaints about the billboards, so, actually...
Willoughby : From who?
Dixon : A lady with a funny eye... and a fat dentist.
Willoughby : Give me the file on the Angela Hayes case.
Willoughby : A lady with a funny fucking eye?... Jesus Christ.
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Mildred Hayes : [Upon discovering Denise got arrested] Rat bastards.
[Mildred then enters the police station house]
Mildred Hayes : Hey fuckhead!
Dixon : What?
Desk Sergeant : Don't say "what", Dixon, when she comes in calling you a fuckhead, and don't you come in here...
Mildred Hayes : Shut up!
Mildred Hayes : [to Dixon] You, get over here.
Dixon : No! You, get over here.
Mildred Hayes : Alright.
Desk Sergeant : What? Don't, Dixon!
Dixon : What? I'm...
Desk Sergeant : You do not allow a member of the public to call you a fuckhead in the station house!
Dixon : That's what I'm doing, I'm taking care of it in my own way, actually. Now get out of my ass! Mrs. Hayes, have a seat! What is it I can do for you today?
Mildred Hayes : Where's Denise Watson?
Dixon : Denise Watson's in the clank.
Mildred Hayes : On what charge?
Dixon : Possession.
Mildred Hayes : Of what?
Dixon : Two marijuana cigarettes. Big ones.
Mildred Hayes : When's the bail hearing?
Dixon : I asked the judge not to give her bail on account of her previous marijuana violations and the judge said sure.
Mildred Hayes : You fucking prick!
Dixon : You do not call an officer of the law a fucking prick in his own station-house, Mrs. Hayes. Or anywhere, actually.
Mildred Hayes : What's with the new attitude, Dixon? Your momma been coaching ya?
Dixon : No. My momma didn't do that.
Dixon : [as Mildred leaves the police station house] Take 'em down, you hear me?
Desk Sergeant : You did good, Dixon.
Dixon : Yeah, I know I did.
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Dixon : What the hell is this?... Hey, you. What the fuck is this?
Jerome : What the fuck is what?
Dixon : This! This
[pointing at the billboard]
Dixon : .
Jerome : Advertising, I guess.
Dixon : Advertising what?
Jerome : Something obscure?
Dixon : I'll say. Yeah.
Jerome : Don't I know your face from some place?
Dixon : I don't know, do you?
Jerome : Yeah. Yeah, I do
[spits on the ground]
Jerome : .
Dixon : I could arrest you right now...
Jerome : For what?
Dixon : For emptying your bucket... That's being bad against the environment laws.
Jerome : Well, before you do that, Officer Dixon, how about you have a look at that first billboard over there? And then we can have ourself a conversation about the motherfucking environment... How about that?
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Dixon : What's the matter with you, saying that goddamn stuff on TV?... My momma watches that station.
Mildred Hayes : Your momma doesn't know about the torturing?
Dixon : No, she doesn't know anything about it. She's against that kinda thing.
Willoughby : Who's against what?
Dixon : Momma... my momma-momma is against persons-of-color-torturing. She said nigger-torturing. I said, You can't say nigger-torturing no more. You gotta say persons-of-color-torturing. Isn't that right, Chief?
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Dixon : [after throwing Red out of the window] See, Red, I got issues with white folks too!
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Abercrombie : [after noticing a case file on his folder] How are things coming along in the Angela Hayes case?
Dixon : How are things coming along in the mind your own fucking business case?
Abercrombie : How are things coming along in the hand me your gun and your badge?
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Dixon : Um, there was one thing I was thinking. What's that?
Dixon : Well... I know he isn't your rapist. He is a rapist, though. I'm sure of that.
Mildred Hayes : What are you saying?
Dixon : I got his license plate. I know where he lives.
Mildred Hayes : Where's he live?
Dixon : Lives in Idaho.
Mildred Hayes : That's funny. I'm driving to Idaho in the morning.
Dixon : Want some company?
Mildred Hayes : Sure.