Forest of the Vampire (2016) User Reviews

I'm Pregnant

[mikeledo · 1/10 · 1 July 2017]

There is a forest outside of Austin Texas that has vampires. Two couples go hiking there and bump into them.

The film is 71 minutes long with 7 minutes of a slow credit roll. The acting and dialogue was bad. The drama they tried to create wasn't good. The vampire teeth looked as fake as the doll with teeth. The whole florescent thing didn't work and was simply a distraction. Used a voice distorter which is typical of low budget productions. DVD includes about 7 minutes of outtakes. I started to watch "The Making of" extra, but couldn't stand listening to John Hand talk about the woods. Sequel in the making. I'll let someone else watch and review it.

Guide: F-word. Implied sex. Woman in see-thru dress.

Vampires in the wood? No thanks

[Leofwine_draca · 1/10 · 4 January 2018]

FOREST OF THE VAMPIRE is a truly dreadful indie horror effort that once again follows a group of hikers on their trip into the woods (it's cheap to film, you see). While there they discover that the forest is under the sway of an evil vampire clan which has designs on them. Encounters with said vampires are shot in a ridiculously cheesy and artistic way that provokes laughter. The whole thing is quite terrible, with the only item of interest the list of cult directors listed in the 'thanks' section of the end credits.