Tanner Buchanan credited as playing...
Charlie Gardner
- Lucas Friar: [sits down next to Maya] Hi.
- Maya Hart: Hi.
- Riley Matthews: [sits down next to Lucas] Hi.
- Charlie Gardner: [pops out of nowhere next to them] Heard this was gonna be awkward.
- Riley Matthews: [playing "The Couple's Game", picking a card] Okay, first question is for us. "What is your partner's favorite movie snack?" I know this. It's popcorn and licorice.
- Charlie Gardner: If something funny happens and she thinks she laughed too hard, she looks around the theater to see if anybody heard her. And if she thinks something scary is gonna happen, she reaches out and grabs your arm and...
- Lucas Friar: And she doesn't even know she did.
- Charlie Gardner: It's not your turn, Friar!
- Lucas Friar: And that wasn't the question, Gardner! What's her favorite snack?
- Charlie Gardner: Gummies.
- Lucas Friar: Yeah, but wh...
- Charlie Gardner: Red.
- Lucas Friar: Yeah, but what does she...
- Charlie Gardner: She bites their heads off first so they feel less pain.
- Lucas Friar: He's like a creepy creep creep!
- [Maya and Riley read "Sense and Sensibility" at Topanga's]
- Maya Hart: What page are you on?
- Riley Matthews: 304. Maya, you know how the girls decide who they love? They throw a ball.
- Maya Hart: Cinderelly!
- Riley Matthews: Apparently, these sorts of things get decided at the ball. You know what we need? A ball.
- Maya Hart: All I know is I've been reading as long as you, and I'm on page seven. I don't think this is in America.
- Riley Matthews: [in a fake British accent] What is essential to the situation, my dear Maya, is to host a ball. A grand ball. A New Year's Eve ball. We shall invite all of the eligible gentlemen of good breeding...
- [Charlie pops up out of nowhere]
- Charlie Gardner: I hear you're having a party.
- Riley Matthews: HOW?