Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Mai ho'oni i ka wai lana mâlie (2015)

Jorge Garcia: Jerry Ortega

Quotes 

• Lou Grover : You do realize that this theory of yours is completely...

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : Ridiculous.

  Lou Grover : Damn right. Jerry, if the painting is the map, why not just go to the museum, pull out your phone, take a picture of the damn painting?

  Steve McGarrett : He's got a point, Jerry.

  Jerry Ortega : Your ignorance is adorable.

• Steve McGarrett : Jerry, I don't mean to be rude, but do you have to work in my office, at my desk... with my stuff?

  Jerry Ortega : Not if you gave me an office.

• Jerry Ortega : Your stolen painting is a treasure map. I'm almost sure of it. Check this out. Here's the painting as it looked when it hung in the palace shortly before it disappeared. And here is how it looked when it was recovered forty years ago. Note the tear in the canvas. Now, if you believe the pirate raid actually happened, and I think we're all on board with that now, then this damage occurred while the painting was in the hands of the crew. Obviously, it could have been an accident. But, there is also another possibility. The pirates did this on purpose. See, I'm thinking after they pillaged Oahu, something happened which forced them to hide the treasure here on the island. Maybe the army was after them; who knows? I think they stashed the treasure with the intention of coming back for it later. Except they didn't have time to draw a treasure map. So instead, they made this painting the map. All they had to do was pick a spot on the painting, bury the treasure there, and then mark the canvas. Pretty nifty, right? Total pirate move.

  Danny 'Danno' Williams : This is like waiting in line for a Star Wars movie for you, huh?

  Jerry Ortega : Yeah. Kinda.

• Jerry Ortega : Trust me. Thar be treasure in that spot. Yo ho ho.

• Jerry Ortega : So, who's gonna say it?

  Steve McGarrett : You should say it.

  Jerry Ortega : X marks the spot.