- Christy: [about Jodi who's passed out on the hide-a-bed] You know if she had a *little* of that meth get up and go she'd probably clean the house.
- Christy: I think it's time you got out there and got a job, you'll really start to feel good about yourself when you make your own money.
- Jodi: You know, Christy, if you need help with the groceries and the rent and stuff, I can just ask my sister to help.
- Bonnie: The sister who hasn't spoken to you for 2 years for stealing from her? Oh yeah that's a good idea.
- Jodi: After 2 weeks of writing people's names on Styrofoam cups, I finally got my first paycheck!
- Christy: Jodi that's amazing! You know what you're going to do with that money now?
- Jodi: Yeah, purple hair extensions!
- Christy: No. You're going to take $100 of that money and send it to your sister.
- Jodi: No!
- Bonnie: Yes, you're going to send her $100 every week until you pay back what you stole from her.
- Jodi: That's not fair, I earned this!
- Bonnie: Yeah and your sister earned what you stole from her.
- Christy: So we drove her back to her home.
- Bonnie: Very, very, nice home.
- Christy: And we tried to explain the situation to her husband.
- Bonnie: Very, very, fine husband.
- Christy: Who verified that she is not an alcoholic. But he *did* accuse her of having an affair with her boss, which explains why she was so upset when she got passed over for her promotion.
- Bonnie: Yeah, she put in the *work*.
- Christy: So, long story short, now he's divorcing her, and she took out a restraining order against us.
- Bonnie: Yeah. I've got a lot of restraining orders against me, but this one really stings.
- Wendy: [as Michelle plays Bohemian Rhapsody on the piano] I lost my virginity to this song... not the whole thing, just this part.
- Jodi: I'm not qualified to do anything except sell my blood.
- Bonnie: You can't do that, there's no money in it, selling your eggs is where the real money is.
- Jodi: How would I go about doing that?
- Christy: You don't!
- [to Bonnie]
- Christy: What are you talking about?
- Bonnie: You may have a few half brothers and sisters out there, we'll talk later.