Mom (TV Series)

Mozzarella Sticks and a Gay Piano Bar (2015)

Emily Osment: Jodi

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Quotes 

• Jodi : [waking up]  What time is it?

  Christy : 4 o' clock.

  Bonnie : In the year 2038.

  Christy : [speaking and moving mechanically]  We-are-robots.

• Christy : I think it's time you got out there and got a job, you'll really start to feel good about yourself when you make your own money.

  Jodi : You know, Christy, if you need help with the groceries and the rent and stuff, I can just ask my sister to help.

  Bonnie : The sister who hasn't spoken to you for 2 years for stealing from her? Oh yeah that's a good idea.

• Jodi : After 2 weeks of writing people's names on Styrofoam cups, I finally got my first paycheck!

  Christy : Jodi that's amazing! You know what you're going to do with that money now?

  Jodi : Yeah, purple hair extensions!

  Christy : No. You're going to take $100 of that money and send it to your sister.

  Jodi : No!

  Bonnie : Yes, you're going to send her $100 every week until you pay back what you stole from her.

  Jodi : That's not fair, I earned this!

  Bonnie : Yeah and your sister earned what you stole from her.

• Christy : How's the job hunt going?

  Jodi : Sucks. Baskin Robbins can bite it!

  Christy : Apparently 31 Flavors doesn't like 28 tattoos.

• Jodi : I'm not qualified to do anything except sell my blood.

  Bonnie : You can't do that, there's no money in it, selling your eggs is where the real money is.

  Jodi : How would I go about doing that?

  Christy : You don't!

  [to Bonnie] 

  Christy : What are you talking about?

  Bonnie : You may have a few half brothers and sisters out there, we'll talk later.