- Ichabod Crane: [At the bar, after he has sampled his drink] Oh, that is potent. I believe Franklin once gave me a similar concoction.
- Abbie Mills: Benjamin Franklin invented Sex on the Beach?
- Ichabod Crane: He called it "Fondled in the Forest".
- Abbie Mills: Now you're just making things up.
- Ichabod Crane: You'll never know.
- Temperance Brennan: All Hallows' Eve is a religious festival that employs humor and ridicule to confront the power of death.
- Seeley Booth: What about the body under the floorboards?
- Temperance Brennan: Murder is never humorous. Unlike my prank, which was objectively hilarious.
- Seeley Booth: What's with the demon eyes?
- Jack Hodgins: Michael Vincent, he flushed my lenses, so these are all I had
- Seeley Booth: Right, I mean, of course you have demon prescription lenses. Right?
- Jack Hodgins: You don't?
- Camille Saroyan: Just change them up as soon as you can, okay, Beelzebub?
- Temperance Brennan: Oh. I was unaware that you and your colleague were sexual partners.
- Ichabod Crane: I can assure you, we are not.
- Temperance Brennan: Then I would suggest you consider it. I have found taking my professional life with Booth into the personal realm has been quite rewarding.
- Seeley Booth: Corbin was right about you - not one for following the rules.
- Abbie Mills: You knew August Corbin?
- Seeley Booth: Yeah. You know what? He mentioned you last time that we spoke. He said that, um, you were a lot like me back in the day.
- Abbie Mills: I cannot believe it.
- Seeley Booth: He thought you and I were alike.
- Abbie Mills: That is high praise.
- Seeley Booth: He said that you would have made a great agent. Just don't think that you have to save the world, all in one day.
- Seeley Booth: It was a pleasure meeting you, Agent Mills, and working with you. If you need anything, you call me. I can't replace August, but I'll do my best.
- Abbie Mills: Agent Booth, I hope we get a chance to do it again.
- Jack Hodgins: His redcoat uniform is the real deal. It's made from genuine wool broadcloth. Check the warp and the weft!
- Camille Saroyan: Two of my all-time favorite words.
- Temperance Brennan: I see no conclusive cause of death
- Jack Hodgins: Other than having his head cut off?
- Dr. John Cruz: Tremendous loss for the program. Sarah is gonna be hard to replace. She was 3rd year and she was quite good.
- James Aubrey: [Cynically] Right. Loss to the program! It's tragic.
- Dr. John Cruz: Obviously, it's a personal loss as well. Goes without saying.
- Seeley Booth: So, you applied to the Bureau three years ago and then you retracted. Why is that?
- Abbie Mills: You quit last year and now you're back. How come?
- Seeley Booth: Uh, I guess we both have timing issues
- Camille Saroyan: These neurons have been dead for about two weeks.
- Wendell Bray: Meaning?
- Camille Saroyan: Sarah died before she died.
- Seeley Booth: $250 on a bottle of champagne on a Monday night?
- James Aubrey: Right. I mean, if it was a Tuesday, I'd understand
- Wendell Bray: Oh come on, you don't actually believe the skull has supernatural power?
- Jack Hodgins: Please, I'm a conspiracy theorist, not a supernatural nut
- Jack Hodgins: [about to search through huge piles of medical waste] Yeah, that's where the fun is! I'm just as excited as a little boy is Christmas morning.
- Camille Saroyan: That makes me feel just a little bad for Michael Vincent
- Jack Hodgins: Pagan symbols, a headless corpse, Halloween? Is it just me, or is something otherworldly going on here?
- Abbie Mills: That sounds like our department
- Jack Hodgins: Is there a cosplay competition going on that I wasn't invited to?
- Ichabod Crane: Do I look as though I have just beamed from the planet Vulcan? No. I wear these clothes to honor the men who fought so this country could be born.
- Seeley Booth: I know that Crane is annoying, but what would you like me to do, huh? Deport him? Relax. Just go look at a dead body or something.
- James Aubrey: [Entering anatomy room] Isn't kind of pointless to ALS for blood in a place like this? It's like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
- Angela Montenegro: I can't explain this, unless he went back in time and forged it in the revolution.
- Temperance Brennan: Well, that would be impossible.
- Angela Montenegro: I know.