The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me (2015)

Todd Lasance: Julian

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Quotes 

• Lily Salvatore : This looks like quite the feast. What's the occasion?

  Mary Louise : Don't tell me you forgot.

  Lily Salvatore : Forgot what?

  Nora Hildegard : It's our anniversary. Mary Lou and I have been together for a hundred and thirty-three years.

  [blank look from Lily] 

  Julian : Of course she remembers.

  [chuckles] 

  Julian : In fact, it was Lily's idea to... host your party tonight.

  Nora Hildegard : [skeptic tone]  Really? Lily Salvatore throws a party.

  [to Mary Lou, dripping with sarcasm:] 

  Nora Hildegard : Let me guess, we'll get drunk on tea and do needlepoint.

  [others are all greatly amused] 

  Mary Louise : Oh, yes. Nothing says "I've loved you for over a century" like falling asleep by 9:15.

• Lily Salvatore : [as yet another young woman got her throat bit into]  What is going on here?

  Julian : Loosen up, darling, it's a party!

  Lily Salvatore : The rule is we may feed on trespassers. One here, maybe another there. But... where did all these people come from, Julian? They certainly didn't bus themselves in to be our dinner.

  Nora Hildegard : [to Mary Louise]  See? I told you she was incapable of fun. Come on, let's go before she ruins my entire life.

  [about to lead her beloved away] 

  Lily Salvatore : However.. I suppose, since it's a special occasion, we can make an exception.

  Julian : [to the two lovebirds]  See? Just like old times!

• Julian : Where are you taking me?

  Mary Louise : Quiet. I need your opinion.

  [she shows him a beautiful engagement ring in its black velvet gift box] 

  Mary Louise : Do you think she'll say yes?

  Julian : She loves you. She would have said yes when it would have gotten her beheaded.

  Mary Louise : Why am I so nervous?

  Julian : Probably because the love of your life is *far* too vain to be wearing whatever that tiny rock is, reflecting light in that box.

  Mary Louise : Lily doesn't allow us to leave Mystic Falls, so my options were limited to coal miner chic.

  Julian : A relationship as beautiful as yours... deserves something a little better.

  [takes ring from his own finger] 

  Julian : This belonged to a French royalty. A, uh, princess, I think. She was telling me as she lost her head.

  Mary Louise : It's perfect.

  Julian : Well, the perfect ring for the perfect couple.

  [Nora chuckles, and hugs him] 

• Valerie Tulle : Don't listen to him. He knows he's dead either way. But if he can provoke you to kill him now, then you spend eternity as the boy who killed his own mother.

  Julian : Mm. Aren't you a clever girl. It's a shame... I suppose your *little one* would have had the same smarts-

  [Valerie spits into his face, and he chuckles] 

  Valerie Tulle : Rot in hell, Julian!