Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (TV Series)
Josh Just Happens to Live Here! (2015)
Donna Lynne Champlin: Paula Proctor
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Quotes
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Paula Proctor : Whoever this Josh Chan is, you're obsessed with him!
Rebecca Bunch : What?
Paula Proctor : You love him, you moved here for him and you won't admit it. Why?
Rebecca Bunch : Wow! Okay, I do not love him. I barely know him, I dated him for two months when I was 16 at a summer camp. So you're saying that I moved here from New York and I left behind a job that would've paid me $545,000 a year for a guy who still skateboards? I did not do that. Here's what happened, I was in New York, I ran into Josh, he made me feel warm inside like glitter was exploding inside me, then I moved here. I did not move here because of Josh because that would be crazy and I am not crazy.
[Rebecca thinks for a moment]
Rebecca Bunch : Oh my God. Oh my God... No, I'm not crazy. Am I crazy? I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Oh my God, I'm crazy! Oh my God, I'm crazy!
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Paula Proctor : You wanna go drive by his house?
Rebecca Bunch : You know where he lives?
Paula Proctor : This is going to be so much fun.