Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Jazzagals (2016)
John Hemphill: Bob Currie
Quotes
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Bob Currie : Hey, Johnny. Keepin' busy, or, uh, hardly workin'?
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Johnny Rose : Well, it's a funny story. This guy came in supposedly for directions. Okay, but anyone with a background in sales could see how he was eyeballing that Buick. So I slow play it. I pretend I don't notice. And then he sort of mentions the Buick. So I hem and haw, textbook stuff, I tell him, you know, oh, there's a lot of interest in that particular vehicle. You know, I'm playing the guy like a bow fiddle. Then he finally admits this is the kind of car that he's been looking for. Oh, really? Says I. That's when I go in for the kill. Long story short, he forks over $350 dollars cash. And you're welcome. Certain instincts you just don't lose. It's like riding a bike.
Bob Currie : Well, funny you should use that expression. Because Dick Sinson is gonna be riding his bike until we can get his car back for him.
Johnny Rose : Who's Dick Simpson?
Bob Currie : I couldn't tell you. But Dick SINSON is the fella whose car you just sold. He brought it in for a brake job. I don't recall him wanting to sell it.
