Philip Baker Hall credited as playing...
Hank Hippopopalous
- Hank Hippopopalous: I'll say it once for your article. I didn't do any of those things that you're accusing me of. I wanna be very clear. I'm not meeting you here because I'm scared of you. This is me doing you a favor.
- Diane Nguyen: I think you are scared of me.
- Hank Hippopopalous: I'm not a bad guy, Diane, and I truly do believe that. 24 hours from now, the news cycle will move on to something else. I'll go back to hosting my dance show, which employs hundreds of nice, good, hardworking people. You, on the other hand, are pretty much done. People love me and they're not gonna forgive you for this.
- Diane Nguyen: This isn't about me.
- Hank Hippopopalous: If you keep pushing this, you're gonna drag down the people close to you. Look, you had your fun. So, why don't you call it a day and go home to your husband?
- Diane Nguyen: I know who you are.
- Hank Hippopopalous: Sweetheart, everyone knows who I am. I'm Hank Hippopopalous. Who the hell are you?