Rick and Morty (TV Series)

The Wedding Squanchers (2015)

Sarah Chalke: Beth Smith

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Quotes 

• Beth Smith : Were you born with your feet in your mouth?

  Jerry Smith : I was transported here against my will in a meatball, alright? So take your attitude to the men's section of K-mart, because you need to cut me some slack... sss.

• Beth Smith : He's not coming back, is he?

  Morty Smith : No.

• [Beth is trying to convince Rick to go to his friend Bird-person's wedding] 

  Beth Smith : Dad, you have a friend that's getting married. That's a big deal.

  Jerry Smith : It's a big deal he has a friend.

  Rick Sanchez : What would you know about friendship, Jerry.

  Courier Flaps : Confirmed: Shipping Jerry.

  [Courier Flaps envelops Jerry and flies off into space with him] 

• Beth Smith : Jerry's going to spend some time divorced.

• Rick Sanchez : Oh, my God. Get in the ship, sweetie.

  Beth Smith : What?

  Rick Sanchez : Get in the goddamn ship! Everything's on a cob! The whole planet's on a cob! Go, go, go!

• Beth Smith : Your language has the word "squanch" in it a lot. Doesn't that become tedious and worn out, like the Smurf thing?

  Rick Sanchez : Beth, Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal. You just say what's in your squanch and people understand.

  Beth Smith : Oh. Okay. I *squanch* my family.

  [Rick and Squanchy recoil in disgust] 

  Beth Smith : Uh... what? I do. I squanch my family.

  Squanchy : Stop saying it, gross! Come on in, guys. The guests are having cocksquanches.