Sean Giambrone credited as playing...
Adam Goldberg
- Murray Goldberg: Whoa!, You're talking to Seattle? I thought Danielle lived down the street?
- Adam Goldberg: It's Dana, and I told you a million times she moved.
- Murray Goldberg: You can't call Seattle before 8:00, Do you have any idea how much your girlfriend's gonna cost me?
- [proceeds to hang up the phone on Adam in the process]
- Adam Goldberg: Hey! You made me hang up first.
- Murray Goldberg: I'm sorry, Adam, I can't afford your love, It's too pricy.
- Adam Goldberg: What's that supposed to mean?
- Murray Goldberg: It means I'm canceling our long-distance service. There, it's done, relationship over.
- Mr. Glascott: Thanks for coming in, Mr. Goldberg, I wanted to address this teacher's lounge breach head on.
- Murray Goldberg: Couldn't this have been a phone call?
- Mr. Glascott: Believe me, I don't want to be here either, cause after school, I go to the mall with my parrot and people treat me with respect. Her name is Feather Locklear, a real head turner.
- Adam Goldberg: Look, I'm sorry I used the fax, but I just want to reach my girlfriend.
- Murray Goldberg: Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable! You're a guidance guy, guide him, tell him long-distance relationships don't work.
- Adam Goldberg: [singing off-key] Step by step, Left, right, left, we all fall down like toy soldiers
- Erica Goldberg: Oh, my God, that terrible sound is you?
- Barry Goldberg: Leave the singing to the professionals, ME!