Alarmed by his lack of political correctness, headmistress Miss Lipsey sends Dan on a diversity awareness course. Meanwhile, at the beauty salon Jo comes up with the idea of combining two celebrity looks into one incredible makeover.
After affecting a camp walk Dan is accused of homophobia by a gay pupil and sent on a diversity weekend course run by the irritatingly jolly David. Being paired with the non-English speaking Teggun is a barrier to Dan's progress and his attempts to show he is not sexist lead to a marital breakdown, an accusation of racism and his home being burgled before Teggun eventually comes to his rescue. Jo's efforts to offer celebrity make-overs at the beauty salon whilst Brian is in hospital for an operation are similarly disastrous.—don @ minifie-1