Girls with Balls (2018) User Reviews

wrong turn bewteen comedy and horror

[trashgang · 5/10 · 29 July 2020]

Clocking in under 80 minutes is always a good sign to make a fast moving flick. It is fast moving but it do has a few issues. It wants to be a horror and it also wants to be a comedy.

On part of the horror it surely delivers, never frightening but the killings are okay and with the slo-mo the blood is really well done.

On part of the comedy. Some parts do work, others doesn't, maybe on part I did laugh a bit.

It's all predictable and by the start you really know which girl is going to survive.

It is not all that bad and it's watchable but it doesn't know what it's wanna to be.

Gore 2/5 Nudity 0/5 Effects 3/5 Story 2/5 Comedy à,5/5

A movie between childish and mature

[SIOFTS · 4/10 · 27 July 2019]

To say this first, my opinion on this movie is mostly subjective. For me it seems as if the movie is split into two different directions. On one hand it has the sexual humor and bloody violence of a movie for adults, on the other hand the storytelling and jokes are extremely childish and weak. This makes the movie kind of tiring to watch because the movie can't combine mature content and comedic parts like other movies are able to do. The acting is average at best.

Fun for a single watch!

[cb_whitewood · 4/10 · 18 March 2020]

The French cowboy narrating the movie may have been my favorite thing about this movie, but I wasn't bored at any point. Not worth a second viewing, but fun and crude enough to keep you watching. I watched with the original French audio, not sure why anyone bothered with the dub. Give it a chance-- you may be pleasantly surprised!

Girls with Balls is a bad movie

[Venomage03 · 2/10 · 9 June 2021]

This movie has a really forgettable story and isn't really funny. Some jokes made me laugh, but mostly they were really unfunny. The dialogue wasn't that good either. The characters were boring and i didn't care about them.

Nice for a bad weather sunday

[saschaboesch · 5/10 · 20 October 2019]

It's a low budget, comedy take on the lost in the woods horror movies. It almost looks like a parody to be honest. Don't expect more than easy entertainment

So bad.

[nelefantastisch · 1/10 · 12 August 2019]

I'm just finished to watch it and I'm nearly disgusted for this movie. The story is soo extremely over-done, the only difference to other movies is that here the bunch of stupid teenagers are one volleyball team. The cannibal rednecks are finally some sort of one cult, there is not any sense or explanation at all. All of the characters are annoying, some was putting me even angry. The special effects are very poor, the writing is catastrophic (GoTS8 is one joke against this) and even the characters that was meant to be sympathic are just unnecessary as hell. I can't believe that this movie is on Netflix. First 'Romina' now this. Who decide that this distasters can stay on Netflix? I don't understand the persons that give this cra* more than maximum 2 stars. Don't watch.

Watchable and entertaining enough, but not a memorable movie...

[paul_haakonsen · 5/10 · 26 March 2020]

"Girls With Balls" is somewhat of a mixture between movies such as "The Hills Have Eyes" and "Wrong Turn" and then thrown in with a good sense of comedy from the likes of "Dodgeball" or "Shaun of the Dead". An interesting enough combination actually.

However this 2018 movie, while being entertaining enough actually, failed to be more than just your average horror comedy. It didn't manage to make itself stand out in the horror comedy genre, not even by throwing in balls. The movie is watchable and entertaining enough, for sure, but it just wasn't a movie that left a lasting impression once it was finished.

There is a fair amount of comedy in the movie, both sublime and in-your-face types, which appealed to me. And the fact that it was spruced up with some horror elements, just helped to put icing on the cake.

The movie did have a good cast assembly, though I can't claim to be familiar with anyone on the cast list. Which, for me, is a good thing, as I enjoy watching all new faces on the screen when watching movies.

I am rating "Girls With Balls" from writers Jean-Luc Cano and Olivier Afonso - with the latter also directing the movie - a mediocre five out of ten stars. It was entertaining enough for what it turned out to be - just don't get your hopes and expectations up too high.

Bad by all means

[azizmalhas · 1/10 · 18 February 2021]

One of the worst, most annoying, gross movie I have ever seen. Not even good if you have nothing else to watch. Just go to sleep instead.

Actors are just plain bad. There is no story. There is basically nothing good about it.

Beware

[silvio-mitsubishi · 7/10 · 29 July 2019]

A film that was never intended to challenge for the Oscars and manages to squeeze a few boring bits into a 77-minute runtime, but is still great fun. It is hard to think of a cliché they haven't crammed in: blood flying, slo-mo, irrational character behaviour, baddies lifted clean off their feet by minor blows, an isolated hotel, even a driver getting lost on a road with no turn-offs, the list is seemingly endless. The film, though, keeps the viewer entertained and the violence, although repetitive, is stylish, the blood is copious. Young women in peril, psychotic rural throwbacks, volleyball, what's not to like? Give it a go. Wait out the slow beginning and revel in the carnage that is then unleashed.

Nope !!!

[SpinSpinSugar69 · 1/10 · 28 July 2019]

I like quirky and offbeat but this was just terrible and boring. It's Wrong Turn meets girl power and it fails to deliver in horror or laughs. It does have some gore but it's still not enough to make this watchable. Skip this.

If you like Tromaville movies you'll love this, but watch it in the original French the English dub sucks.

[joshualynd · 8/10 · 27 October 2019]

If you like Tromaville movies you'll love this, but watch it in the original French the English dub sucks. This movie is a Jovial spoof on cult horror. In reading the original plot-synopsis the director obviously decided to parody and missed mark. It is funny and entertaining but only in the original soundtrack. The english dub leaves out the music and rhythm that makes it entertaining. The actresses are a real hodgepodge and that adds to the hilarious nature. If you like gorgeous women kicking inbreed hillbilly ass this won't let you down. Ignore the reviews that watched the English dub that tried to make it straight horror they didn't get it.

Gory and entertaining horror comedy!

[singhlall · 6/10 · 17 November 2020]

A volleyball team are stuck battling redneck inbreds in the wild. Pretty imaginative and decent gore effects. Humour is hit and miss. Perfect rainy day viewing with snacks and a few sodas.

Not as bad if you understand they references

[Jetsaelvm · 5/10 · 29 September 2019]

This movie seems to be a mess, and it is, but I think it is like that on porpuse because of the references: Texas chainsaw massacre, Death Proof, Wrong Way and many serie B movies.

Yes, the movie follow two different ways: violence an sexual humor for adult people, but childish jokes to show case that nobody, least of all the director, is taking this film seriously.

Unbelievable Stupidity

[yellowblack3 · 1/10 · 11 August 2019]

Let's hope that Netflix sooner or later wiil stop marking us with these awful awful movies. I can't believe what I have just seen. What a waste of time

Wacky Fun, No Nudity in the Film

[Kaptain_Bluddflagg · 4/10 · 22 August 2019]

I made the title just to save the time of anyone who looked at the score and was like "are there naked people in this?" Well, there's your answer.

Don't get me wrong, that doesn't affect the score; I've watched porn videos that were better written, so that wouldn't really have done them any good here, but I kind of feel that movies like this usually have naked people in it, so I guess they subverted expectations? Yay? I don't know kids; the Kaptain is off his meds at the moment so maybe take this review with more than the usual dosage of salt.

Anyway, this movie is wacky as heck. I watched it in English and for some reason it felt like a nutty anime, really goofy vibes coupled with badly dubbed audio. This produced some unintentional humor, so it is maybe worth a look for that.

So I want to add that Manon Azem is my new waifu. I am totally smitten with her, that curly hair and those green eyes...MMM. I will move to France, learn French, do whatever it takes to win her heart. YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!

Sorry, off my meds. ANYWAY!

All the actors are decent enough in this, the script is just so bananas that you really can't take it seriously, which is really why this is worth a 4. It's a great movie to watch with very low expectations. There were some genuine laughs to be had, and today was a weird, unmedicated kind of day for me, and I really needed this.

There is one creepy guy who is the leader of the baddies who for some reason reminded me of a demented John Malkovich, and I couldn't stop laughing at him. I think this was intentional. I couldn't think of a way to make this sentence fit with the other stuff I wrote about the actors so it gets its own paragraph thing.

I have no idea how to end this so I'm just going to stop.

I don't know who this movie is for

[shipwreckjack · 3/10 · 17 August 2021]

If you like horror, it disappoints. If you like humor, this movie fails in every way. If female power is what you're into, there's so much cattiness and women written by male writers that is misses the mark. There's a weak plot with ludicrous elements. It's not even sexy. I'm even being generous with my criticism because it sucks more than I'm letting on.

If only I could put 0.....

[bb_lodie · 1/10 · 28 July 2019]

Bad bad bad .... don't waste your time ! It's bad in every aspect

Comedy horror that almost tries too hard

[jastleh · 4/10 · 10 August 2020]

Girls With Balls is the type of movie you would watch for a few cheap laughs, a little gore and lots of hot girls running around in shorts. In an era where low brow humour is at the forefront, this movie aims even lower.

It has its moments but the issue with the movie is that the characters are so unlike able. They are so negative with each other and whinge and drop secrets about boyfriends even as they are being hunted like animals. It is almost Beverley Hills 90210 meets Wrong Turn.

There are some very funny moments like the cat scene and the girls show some fight and cleverness along the way. I also understand the French version is way better than the English dubbed version which means the girls are not so sympathetic - but if I was getting chased by a group of forest boys, worrying about who has slept with my boyfriend would be the least of my concerns.

There are some really gory moments that are more over the top splatter moments than the average horror movie which work well. However these are too far between to produce a memorable film. The coach is an absolute riot and a scene stealer whose presence elevated the movie but that is about it,

Fun and entertaining - just not that memorable.

It's Pretty Much Everything It Promises To Be

[Spidenus816 · 7/10 · 9 November 2020]

It's not possible for a film like this to be an instant classic Oscar-winner. That said, that was never the purpose behind it. The intent was to give the audience a chance to have fun, relieve some stress. Since it does just that, deserves more than a 5/10.

Highly amateurish, almost entertaining

[carlos-pires · 2/10 · 30 July 2019]

This would need a lot more work in order to end up as an acceptable comedy gore-fest. As it stands, it's just an amateurish effort that only has to offer a couple of laughs and a couple of raunchy jokes. I'm sure you can find something better to watch.

A hilarious ride of blood and nonsense

[contactspacerocket · 8/10 · 28 July 2019]

If you like to take movies to seriously don't watch it, if you want to disconnect your brain and laugh for a while this is your movie to see. It makes no sense at all and that's not wrong at all, lets you enjoy the tire even more

The Best Kind of Nonsense

[AgentMosco · 7/10 · 15 January 2020]

I liked this. It's absolute nonsense but I was cool with it, and you should be too. It's a fine line to get the blend of good parody and the right humour and this was spot on. One scene though, the one with the dog, that seemed really unnecessary, just threw in there out of nowhere. Anywau, i laughed out loud a good few times so here's to that.

Why?

[irshbeast · 1/10 · 1 August 2019]

One of the 10 worst movies I've ever seen!! I feel for the girls in this film. They may never act again!!!! F U Netflix for adding this to your streaming service!!!!

Terrible

[YRLY59E · 1/10 · 1 August 2019]

Wrong Turn and Deliverance meet a bunch of high school volleyball player girls. It's supposed to be a comedy, it's not funny at all. It's boring, unbelievable, with bad acting (or the script is that bad that there is nothing to work with). It's short but not worth investing the time in watching.

Terrifyingly bad !

[julianfr-51017 · 1/10 · 30 July 2019]

Unfortunately I watched this gory mess to the very end. The characters are as uninteresting as the actors playing them, the bad guys have no motivation (or even dialogue) and there's no clear idea if they were going for horror comedy or teen angst ramped up to 11. If you've already unclogged the drain, cleaned the toejam from between your grandmother's toes, trimmed your nosehairs and then there's LITERALLY nothing else left to do...find something else to watch.